Worst thing i ever did to a girl after a one night stand

[DDeitz 10+ year member]

she left because you had cup holders

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

I was drunk a few years ago and passed out on a girl. I woke up with her on top of me cause I guess she passed out too lol. I left the rubber in her and hit the road.

Probly my only good story on that subject.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

lies

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

pics of these women now

just to see who went porkin' and who actually got nice pussy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

one time, i didn't open the door for a girl.

i felt terrible.

 

[patrick1202 10+ year member]

i beat today for like 20 mins today and i ****ing didn't even finish i was pissed and hot and ****ing sweaty my fatass was about to pass out and she finished before me and wanted to stop ugh

 

[MEMPHISFLEX 10+ year member]

LOL....Thats good, done that to just not in dorms my house!

 

[patrick1202 10+ year member]

and my brother and his friend came home like 2 mins after i stopped so i guess it was a good thing it wouldn'y have been pretty

 

[patrick1202 10+ year member]

eh it's not a one night stand but the worst thing i've done to my gf was she told me to tell her when i was about to "finish" and well i didn't tell her and it got all ocer her hand and arm lol

 

[Pickler 10+ year member]

patrick that story was lame

 

[mannyb18b]

Your a virgin ***

 

[patrick1202 10+ year member]

lol yea im sorry well that's all i have but i haven't even got to college yet so give me a couple years actually i was i just lost it recently like a couple months ago

 

[patrick1202 10+ year member]

well i have cup holders

 

[Beerdrnkr 5,000+ posts]

I got some pretty bad one's but one that's not so bad was when I was living in colorado this chick I knew invited my friend and I up to her cabin with a couple of her friends. So we're all drinking and playing pool when Becca (Owner of cabin) says that we should have ***, totally out of the blue. So I deny her for awhile. Girls hate being denied so that's always fun. Finally my friend says why the hell aren't you tapping that and I was like I don't want you playing pool by yourself. So finally I say **** it, you wanna see me bone the hell out of her? He starts laughing and he's like sure. I take her to the master bedroom and start fooling around with her and he sneaks into the bathroom. I'm trying not to laugh and she's all into it and after awhile I pull out and bust on her face and my friend walks out of the bathroom laughing his *** off, she was like what the hell were you doing in there and he's says, I was watching. She was so pissed off when my friend told her that I planned the whole thing. she never talked to me again, of course....That's what the stupid **** gets for cheating on my other friend a couple months earlier.

 

[DDeitz 10+ year member]

i came on my gf's stomic one time and she managed to stick my hand the mess, so i gave her a little slap in the face.