Worst thing i ever did to a girl after a one night stand

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Confession time. The morning after a *** fest in the dorms the girl was still hanging around. She went out to take a smoke break and i locked the door behind her then went back to sleep.

Never saw her again.

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[Mitch86 5,000+ posts]

Congratulations. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[pioneerpimp 5,000+ posts]

god you make me so happy.

 

[Blove1991 10+ year member]

Thats pretty hardcore lol, How long did she knock if at all?

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I met a chick one night but had no rubbers so she asked me to promise to tell her before I was going to bust so I did not bust in her mouth.

I lied

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Thats pretty hardcore lol, How long did she knock if at all?

i was still kind of drunk, i was out cold. she could've knocked down the door and beat me and i wouldn't have woken up. but there were no nail marks or anything so i assume she only waited about twenty minutes before she gave up.

i also had a habbit of introducing myself to people at parties as my roommate. because, well. he's a good guy with a great reputation and he's also much bigger than me so if someone did want to kick my *** they'd have to deal with him instead.

thank you justin leman.

 

[patrick1202 10+ year member]

lol you are my hero. . .//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif lol

well i've also thought it would be pretty **** mean and funny go out with a girl and then take her virginity and as soon as you bust tell her it's over and make her leave HAHA:laugh:

 

[Blove1991 10+ year member]

Sounds like she wasnt impressed and left as soon as you shut the door

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[DDeitz 10+ year member]

yea who knows maybe she never came back up

 

[patrick1202 10+ year member]

yea lol she was thinking "**** is he ever gonna let me leave" she didn't wanna be mean

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Sounds like she wasnt impressed and left as soon as you shut the door
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oh, i'm sure she came back. she was talking about me taking her out to eat that night. i showed a crooked grin and she just assumed it was because i was shy or something... she never thought that it might be a grimace.

that was pretty much the last nail in her coffin. that and the fact that she took the spot next to the wall, which is where I SLEEP.

 

[j3bus2k3 5,000+ posts]

Heres the worst thing I did...

Me and my roommate were at a bar and found 2 chicks that were cute, fun, and started pounding shots with us...one I was fond of happened to share a class with me as well. So we invited them back to the room for a movie, maybe some drunk mario party.

It all started off with me running back to the dorm, drunk off my ***, cause I had to piss like a mother-****er. When I got into the room, our suite-mate (whos also the RA) was taking a shower so I couldnt use the bathroom...so I improvised. There was an empty bottle of lemon-lime gatorade on my desk, so I grabbed it, and releived myself. Well, the girls get back with my roommate and we're going through what movie to watch, etc. Every movie the three of us wanted to watch, "my" girl refused to watch. Didnt like it, too much violence...just pulled excuses out of her lackluster ***.

At this point, I didnt care, in a few moments, she wouldnt be talking anyways...just moaning. So we get done with the slippity slap slap and shes getting ready to leave, when she insults my rommate directly to me...who I've known forever and is like my brother. So as shes walkin out, she asks for something to drink. I didnt even think, but I gave her the piss filled bottle of gatorade, dropped the class we shared and that was the end of that.

 

[xtremebassjunky 10+ year member]

had a 5 min convo with a buddy through a window while gettin some. he was about to leave and I wasn't done...

she wasn't happy...

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

yea lol she was thinking "**** is he ever gonna let me leave" she didn't wanna be mean

if i thought it was going to be that easy i would've just offered her bus fare home...

i might have sprung for a cab if she had nicer nails.

 

[xtremebassjunky 10+ year member]

Heres the worst thing I did...
Me and my roommate were at a bar and found 2 chicks that were cute, fun, and started pounding shots with us...one I was fond of happened to share a class with me as well. So we invited them back to the room for a movie, maybe some drunk mario party.

It all started off with me running back to the dorm, drunk off my ***, cause I had to piss like a mother-****er. When I got into the room, our suite-mate (whos also the RA) was taking a shower so I couldnt use the bathroom...so I improvised. There was an empty bottle of lemon-lime gatorade on my desk, so I grabbed it, and releived myself. Well, the girls get back with my roommate and we're going through what movie to watch, etc. Every movie the three of us wanted to watch, "my" girl refused to watch. Didnt like it, too much violence...just pulled excuses out of her lackluster ***.

At this point, I didnt care, in a few moments, she wouldnt be talking anyways...just moaning. So we get done with the slippity slap slap and shes getting ready to leave, when she insults my rommate directly to me...who I've known forever and is like my brother. So as shes walkin out, she asks for something to drink. I didnt even think, but I gave her the piss filled bottle of gatorade, dropped the class we shared and that was the end of that.

simply AMAZING... HAHA....

when I was in the dorms one of the girls hit her head on the bunk on top... I laughed...then she got pissed...