work entertainment thread 2/31/08 (spider monkey, IamDeman, hoss, others, pubes)

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Wait, are we still talking about that one female who asked at the club if you wanted her number?

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

its been a week lol.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Has she seen the crow bar that is stuck in your..... well, pee pee.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

nope, she has no idea about it. thought i would save it as a suprise if it goes that far.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

oh yeah, and as far as it being a crowbar, i am stretching it next weekend //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

going from 8g to 6g.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

oh yeah, and as far as it being a crowbar, i am stretching it next weekend //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif
going from 8g to 6g.

LOL, do you have to get it bored out or do you just do it yourself?

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

they use a taper on it. there is no way i could do it myself lol. i think i tried once, and i didnt try for very long before i gave up...

i go back to the place that pierced it, which is kind of a pain because its about 2 hours away. but the people there are really knowledgable and they always remember me when i whip out teh cawk.

 

[captaincheesey 10+ year member]

they use a taper on it. there is no way i could do it myself lol. i think i tried once, and i didnt try for very long before i gave up...
i go back to the place that pierced it, which is kind of a pain because its about 2 hours away. but the people there are really knowledgable and they always remember me when i whip out teh cawk.

Because it so closely resembles a mace with a ring on the end.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

huh cheesy?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

well if that were the case and that were the guy, i for one would be pissed as hell if i was dating someone and she hadnt seen me in over 3 years...
either way, called and left a message. guess i have some time to wait and see if she returns the call.

I am not saying necessarily dating. If she has been toying with the idea of moving their for his offer, she may be considering other offers from him when she gets there, hence the weird reserve here //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

Besides How do you know she hasn't been out there in 3 years. Ask Dev, women are liars.

 

[captaincheesey 10+ year member]

huh cheesy?

You heard me, you have a mace shaped cok. What're you gonna do about it? And when I say mace, I mean like the old medieval kind.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I think it is all for naught because she is going to be frightened by the heavy metal and not allow the sex.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I just read the title, and it's wrong. lol

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

gonna be kinda pointless come Saturday, eh?