Who do you guys think is the best of the best?

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

PM's > Joo

i got it i got it

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

chuck norris>steven segal

these 30 random facts about chuck norris should explain why

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

steven seagal>chuck noris cause seagal knows Aikido

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

That is funny right there! Good read by the way,lol!

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

in the eyes of a ranger, the unsuspecting stranger, who'd better know the truth of wrong from right, cuz the eyes of the raner are upon you, any wrong you do hes gonna see, when your in texas look behind you, cuz that's where the rangers gonna be.

Norris-3:16

i have that shit memorized

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

do i have to make 30 posts with 30 chuck norris facts explaining why he is way better than steven seagal?

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

right legs.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having *** with his waitress.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

this is the narrowed down list of why chuck norris>steven seagal

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Chuck Norris Jr. ^^^^^

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[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

steven segal=fagzor

 

[icemike81 10+ year member]

i got to go with ken and ryu

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Chun li would whoop both their *****, and she was hotter. When I was little I wanted to hit that.

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

steven segal=fagzor

my photoshop skills are 1337

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

I simply do not care.

 

[Diplexers 10+ year member]

me:

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

dont be mean to seagal