Whispering Sweet-Nothings Into A Girls Ear - Need Examples

[JL Audio 5,000+ posts]

i needed this thread for laughs..
broke up with the gf tonight //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

so she's single now? give digits. k thx.

 

[barneythedino 10+ year member]

"ahh push it"

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Let me stick my dick in your ear when you hear me cumming?

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

Open your mouth or this is going in your eye?

 

[mabel4life 10+ year member]

"I wanna munch on your bisquit"

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

"its my dick in a box"

haha i know what your talking about

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

"Do fat guys with money turn you on?"

"Gee thats a nice set of legs, what time do they open?"

 

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

no help there but at the club lastnight my pickup line was hey how you doin you dont know me but everyone else does.

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

haha i know what your talking about

That was a funny skit! That was Justin Timberlake and who else?

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

no help there but at the club lastnight my pickup line was hey how you doin you dont know me but everyone else does.

So basically you said "Hi, I'm a w hore"

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

"I'm may not be the best looking guy in the bar, but I am the only one interested in you"

If it's a hick bar:

"You sure have a great looking tooth"

 

[BassAddictJ 5,000+ posts]

"drink my babies *****, and learn to love it"

 

[toolfan89 10+ year member]

"i only had herpes once"

( dont say anything i know its not curable)

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Two words that will make her heart melt.

Rusty Trombone.

 

[elementxero 10+ year member]

This girl Im going to see soon likes sweet-nothings whispered into her ear and I dont know anything, except I heard 'lets taste the rainbow' by Dane Cook haha.
Any examples? Help me out? =]

Somehow something between us takes me exactly where I want to be.

Then don't hesitate at all before feverishly making out with her.

The thing is, you can pretty much say anything at that point, as long as its followed up with passion. A little cheese is almost expected, and always excused, but the point is that its not what you say but how into you you assume her to be, and how good the *** is after you spew your nonsense.

All she wants to do is feel special before you **** her, really. So she doesn't feel like the ***** that she wants to be.

It's not that all chicks are *****s, its that for most of them, the idea of being TAKEN rather than GIVING THEMSELVES AWAY gets them off, so you need to combine TAKING THEM with enough respectful prose to appease that side of them that doesn't want to feel dirty for banging you.

/best advice I ever gave/you ever got.