Whispering Sweet-Nothings Into A Girls Ear - Need Examples

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

Shut the shit up. You're ruining the thread, *** monkey.

Last thing your momma said while visiting the zoo. Next day she was pregnant with joo.

Oh my, that worked out well

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

Last thing your momma said while visiting the zoo. Next day she was pregnant with joo.
Oh my, that worked out well

That would be, "***, monkey!"

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Last thing your momma said while visiting the zoo. Next day she was pregnant with joo.
Oh my, that worked out well

SHIT'S WEAK!

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

That would be, "***, monkey!"

*shrug* you know the story better than I do. I just heard it from a friend.

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

*shrug* you know the story better than I do. I just heard it from a friend.

Yessir!

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

ok ok, I'm done...I was just messin anyways. Back to the lines, these are FUNNY!

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i usually start out by telling women that i bet they're even better in the sack than their sisters.

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

"I just came."

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

"nice shoes...wanna fuck?"

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Right when you guys are in the middle of having hot unprotected *** lean up to her and whisper into her ear "i have aids"

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Right when you guys are in the middle of having hot unprotected *** lean up to her and whisper into her ear "i have aids"

I'm a fan of getting em from behind and scream I HAVE THE CLAP while clapping you hands on her head.

 

[barneythedino 10+ year member]

"shake and bake"

 

[Rictamilk 10+ year member]

Whisper "Mike Jones" in her ear. Then say 281-330-8004.

hahahahaha that was good //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif