Whispering Sweet-Nothings Into A Girls Ear - Need Examples

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

"What can I get for a 20?"

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

"What can I get for a 20?"

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[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

Dick in a box

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

 

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

this is a great thread.

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[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

"I asked a car audio forum that I frequent what to say in this situation, and they couldn't come up with anything. Want to fuck?"

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

Pull your dick out and say "I didn't pull it out to breath"

Or white girls, not too good for fucin, but give some good head.

Requim for a dream //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

So basically you said "Hi, I'm a w hore"

but i had booty on my dick all night didnt i

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

Tits in a box

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

but i had booty on my dick all night didnt i

So what does crabs feel like to you? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif I hear they itch.

 

[dvcevoblack 10+ year member]

Do you have birth pills? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

 

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

So what does crabs feel like to you? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif I hear they itch.

i dunno never had umm

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

i dunno never had umm

Shut the shit up. You're ruining the thread, *** monkey.

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

i dunno never had umm

You can wait and answer that in a few more days.

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

You can wait and answer that in a few more days.

Shut the shit up. You're ruining the thread, *** monkey.

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

How about "are we screwing, or should I go wake your sister up?"

If she says "yes we are" ask "can I still go wake your sister up?"