Whispering Sweet-Nothings Into A Girls Ear - Need Examples

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

Whisper "Mike Jones" in her ear. Then say 281-330-8004.

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[jonnybusa 10+ year member]

This girl Im going to see soon likes sweet-nothings whispered into her ear and I dont know anything, except I heard 'lets taste the rainbow' by Dane Cook haha.
Any examples? Help me out? =]

ask her......"do you work for UPS?"

"why?", she'll ask.

You say....."'cause you've been staring @ my package since I walked in here."

 

[2loud4u 10+ year member]

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

"stfu or I'll kill you, cooperate and you can live"

 

[jonnybusa 10+ year member]

"I wanna get balls deep in your mouth, sweetheart".

 

[barneythedino 10+ year member]

whisper ever so gently into her ear...."i like to move it move it"

 

[myjaja 10+ year member]

"Bitch... Make me a sandwich"

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

"Bitch... Make me a sandwich"

your not iceteebone

so dont try to act liek it

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

"wow your penis is bigger than mine"

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

whisper "your like gillete the best a man can get"

 

[chartman18 10+ year member]

Hahaha. Nice one guys.

Only a few were serious. I guess thats expected. lol.

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

say "the dingo ate your baby"

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

"poop in my mouth"

 

[myjaja 10+ year member]

''Whens the last time you cleaned your ear?"

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

"where's the beef?"