Whats the best way to kill yourself........

[DB_DRAG_SPL 10+ year member]

You could also wrap your body in detonation cord. Kinda messy though

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

http://www.nikkicatsouras.net/nikki-catsouras-porsche-girl-crash-8.jpg

oh so thats what it looks like.

Thanks!

 

[DB_DRAG_SPL 10+ year member]

http://www.nikkicatsouras.net/nikki-catsouras-porsche-girl-crash-8.jpg

oh so thats what it looks like.

THanks!

No problemo!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[yne721 10+ year member]

edit: superglue plus hanging yourself.
someone already beat me too it.

at least i admitted i didn't really come up with it though.

it's from maddox's site iirc

here's maddox's http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

here's a whole list of them... http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HowTo:Commit_Suicide

 

[yne721 10+ year member]

i was just kind of thinking about this the other day while i was at an amusement park. If I were to do it, i'd probably go to Cedar Point, hop over a fence and hurry up and climb onto one of the roller coaster tracks. Getting hit by a 75mph roller coaster train would be no joke. If I got in the right spot, i could do it right where the magnum takes pictures of you...

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

haha heres one from uncyclopedia

# Caffeinated beverages (except beer): Once you hit the optimal level, you vibrate so much you slowly disappear from existence.

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

******* by cop

 

[edzy 10+ year member]

Google search Nikki Catsouras.

I remember seeing those. Didnt she hit a toll both or something? There was like 10 pics of it.. worse death ive seen.

And crashing into a wall is good. nobody can tell it was sucicide. and your survivers will get insurance money...

 

[brtnboarder3241 5,000+ posts]

put dynamite in your ***

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

Open to all suggestions.....
Just wondering what you all think, no need to specify further.

Painful or painless?

 

[bds0688 10+ year member]

i was just kind of thinking about this the other day while i was at an amusement park. If I were to do it, i'd probably go to Cedar Point, hop over a fence and hurry up and climb onto one of the roller coaster tracks. Getting hit by a 75mph roller coaster train would be no joke. If I got in the right spot, i could do it right where the magnum takes pictures of you...

You sir, are a genius.

 

[tonyroc14 10+ year member]

jump in a vat of molten steel.

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

Id borrow a shitload of money from the mafia. Have your fun and buy anything you want. Then after a while of not paying them back, they will just kill you. Most likely a bullet to the head so it wouldnt even hurt.

So that way you get a painless death AND get to buy a bunch of toys.

 

[DB_DRAG_SPL 10+ year member]

I remember seeing those. Didnt she hit a toll both or something? There was like 10 pics of it.. worse death ive seen.
And crashing into a wall is good. nobody can tell it was sucicide. and your survivers will get insurance money...

It was a toll booth with one of those solid concrete dividers that support an overpass behind it, so it technically was a wall. But yeah, one of the worst accident pics i've seen.

 

[kush-divinity 10+ year member]

If you **** so bad you wanna die, just get ****ed in the *** by a big prison ******, and let him pull your intestines out and choke you with them......

Or die slowly of AIDS, the choice is yours, grasshopper.