Whats the best way to kill yourself........

[Rawr-DQ 10+ year member]

i was thinking some thing like this..... get a reall fine but strong sharp cable like them tension cables tie it around your neck and tie it to something..... then get some supper supper supper glue and glue your hands to your head.when the glue dries jump of the building with the cable cutting your head off and you would have your head glued to your hands ...... some one would see that and be like wtf omg that dude ripped his head off ... he mst have been pisssed!!!

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[Spectrum]

12 ga shotgun to the head will to the trick

bullets can fail.......ive seen ppl with blown off faces still walkin around and workin at buddy's. I would say......make your own guillotine im sure that would get the job done rather painlessly

thats why you shoot yourself in the neck...if you took a 12g shotgun to the neck at close range you would not live...you would probably lose your head

 

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

OOHHHHH I KNOW!!!!!

Assassinate Obama! Pop one off in him, then security will pop a shitload off into you. You will go down in history!

Yes, I'm serious, too.

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[edzy 10+ year member]

fast and simply, stick a needle in your vain, ( a sharpened ball point pen works well, just remove the roller ball and ink) attach the other end to a piece of surgical type rubber hose. should be 4' 5' long. Now stick the pen, I mean needle into a vain, as the blood starts to flow, stuff the other end of the hose down into the toilet until it gets to the bend with the air in it, Dont be afraid to get your hands dirty here, One the hose gets into the toilet trap, flush the toilet. You will **** about 6 pints out of you in like 6-7 seconds.

Hope that helps.

 

[edzy 10+ year member]

i was thinking some thing like this..... get a reall fine but strong sharp cable like them tension cables tie it around your neck and tie it to something..... then get some supper supper supper glue and glue your hands to your head.when the glue dries jump of the building with the cable cutting your head off and you would have your head glued to your hands ...... some one would see that and be like wtf omg that dude ripped his head off ... he mst have been pisssed!!!

rofl. that would be funny, in a sick kinda way...

 

[DB_DRAG_SPL 10+ year member]

thats why you shoot yourself in the neck...if you took a 12g shotgun to the neck at close range you would not live...you would probably lose your head

I SERIOUSLY doubt you're going to survive a 12 ga blast to the head. My GF works in the ER and they had a shotgun wound to the chest come in last year and the guy literally had a hole completely through his body, the remaining parts of his heart and lungs were hanging out of his back.

 

[12voltz+- 10+ year member]

wooooooooot iv been quoted !!! lol

now just need some one to try it out and see how it works out ........

jk i dont wanna be held liable some ones ******* lol

 

[JB513 10+ year member]

i was thinking some thing like this..... get a reall fine but strong sharp cable like them tension cables tie it around your neck and tie it to something..... then get some supper supper supper glue and glue your hands to your head.when the glue dries jump of the building with the cable cutting your head off and you would have your head glued to your hands ...... some one would see that and be like wtf omg that dude ripped his head off ... he mst have been pisssed!!!

hahahahahahahaha funny stuff //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

hmmmmmmmm.

I'd say doing 200+ in a badass car into a wall.

 

[Spectrum]

I SERIOUSLY doubt you're going to survive a 12 ga blast to the head. My GF works in the ER and they had a shotgun wound to the chest come in last year and the guy literally had a hole completely through his body, the remaining parts of his heart and lungs were hanging out of his back.

yea i really doubt it too but for the sake of the argument...i said neck because there is no chance of surviving it

 

[x2o 10+ year member]

Lol, I've been wanting to make a thread like this for quite some time, but figured it would be frowned upon by the CA population. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

:kickerassman's suggestion delivers the //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[DB_DRAG_SPL 10+ year member]

hmmmmmmmm.
I'd say doing 200+ in a badass car into a wall.

Google search Nikki Catsouras.

 

[yne721 10+ year member]

edit: superglue plus hanging yourself.

someone already beat me too it.

at least i admitted i didn't really come up with it though.

it's from maddox's site iirc

 

[andrewmoore13 10+ year member]

motorcycle into a wall. instant death.

and LOL at the super gluing your hands to your head.

also you could just point a pop gun at a cop. that would end it pretty quick.

or drink bleach.

 

[DB_DRAG_SPL 10+ year member]

yea i really doubt it too but for the sake of the argument...i said neck because there is no chance of surviving it

Oh no doubt, too many vital arteries and spinal cord.