What would you do if your neigbor shot your cat?

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

superglue in locks ftw

 

[supraman1379 10+ year member]

Ill get under the hood of his truck one day and mess with the firing order of his truck. Mix up like two plugs to where its just misfires rather than not fire at all

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

Yea our cat was about 27 lbs when he was killed.

i'm a dog guy, but my mom loves cats. if the neighbor killed her cat, the first thing i would do is wait 'til he went to work then turn on his garden hose and run it all day inside one of his windows. then.......i would burn his house down, fuc his wife, then burn her down.

 

[Blazin Civic 10+ year member]

Honestly the fact that you are here on the internet talking about it and that you didn't beta his *** the second you found out I already know you are to much of a ***** to do anything and you're wasting our time.

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

I like the bumper idea! I don't like the spraypaint because its too much. I always do things slowly. I want it to be annoying and almost to the point where they are not sure if its something they did or if its something else. Make them think. Tires idea rocks too! Although I think I'd go with pulling all the lugs except for one loose one so when he starts it warps.

if thats what your after then loosen his oil plug just alittle. vibration from the car will cause the oil to leak out around it, leaving the plug in place. or slice a microscopic hole in his brake like. brake fuid leaks out drip by drip over a few weeks. one time he goes to hit the pedal..boom.

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

i'm a dog guy, but my mom loves cats. if the neighbor killed her cat, the first thing i would do is wait 'til he went to work then turn on his garden hose and run it all day inside one of his windows. then.......i would burn his house down, fuc his wife, then burn her down.

i just read that he's 65. never mind about the wife thing.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

Honestly the fact that you are here on the internet talking about it and that you didn't beta his *** the second you found out I already know you are to much of a ***** to do anything and you're wasting our time.

ggoo **** yyoouurrsseellff cciivviicc bbooyyy

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

if thats what your after then loosen his oil plug just alittle. vibration from the car will cause the oil to leak out around it, leaving the plug in place. or slide a microscopic hole in his brake like. brake fuid leaks out drip by drip over a few weeks. one time he goes to hit the pedal..boom.

Break lines are hard to get to (I've tried LOL) Oil plug though *ponders* never thought about that one. I've read somewhere the drain-o in the gas tank does wonders? I believe they put it in something with a syringe to let it eat through it? I'll look it up.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

bleach in the gas talk will undoubtedly kill the engine

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

maybe bleach was it...thought it was draino

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

put some muriatic acid in a spray bottle and spray it into his grill and onto his radiator and onto his wheels and brake system behind each wheel. get creative. muriatic acid loves creativity.

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

condom in the gas tank..floats around..gets sucked up..no gas goes through. car died..soon as you car dies..no more suction..condom falls down..car gets gas and starts..condom get sucked up..car died...on and on and on and on. how you gunna figure out theres something in your gastank.

 

[supraman1379 10+ year member]

Honestly the fact that you are here on the internet talking about it and that you didn't beta his *** the second you found out I already know you are to much of a ***** to do anything and you're wasting our time.

I am wasting your time? If I am not mistakin, this is the internet. A forum nonetheless. You dont have to post. So there fore you just wasted a valuable minute of your life.

And as far as being a *****. Why dont you just come here and tell me how much of a ***** I am and then I will let you be the judge of the after effects.

 

[JoshHd6 10+ year member]

id shoot him..

 

[97cav 10+ year member]

yup i have thought about the best revenge before. see most things you do, he could have insurance on it and he could actually benefit from it. example you really do burn his house which i doubt you would, but lets say you do. he would have insurance on it and prob. gain from the incident except for the sentimental aspects. i like the slow tire leak idea, but i have always thought about draining all the oil out of his engine, put the plug back in. he drives that for a while and that motor will be toast. no insurance will cover that and he would be looking at close to 1500-2000 to fix that.