What to do on a first date?

[quins90lac 10+ year member]

get her drunk you will score for sure. cause remember

 

[jfink 10+ year member]

just slip her a roofie...after that its whatever YOU want to do.

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Coffee is for yuppy faggots. You might as well circumcise yourself in the middle of Starbucks if you're going to **** that much cock.

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Coffee is for yuppy faggots. You might as well circumcise yourself in the middle of Starbucks if you're going to **** that much cock.

You're into decaff aren't you?

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

You're into decaff aren't you?

Decaf is for even bigger yuppy faggots that cannot handle a caffeine rush.

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

Take her to a Pistons game.

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Starbucks Kenya blend Whole beans FTW

You would. Do you have a trendy book that you'd like to read while sipping from your drink, Susan?

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

well, first you fail for asking advice EVER on these forums i've learned that.

sad but true. Ask advice elsewhere. This forum is filled with stuck up degenerates...

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

My advice was 100% genuine. That was what I did on my first date.

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

My advice was 100% genuine. That was what I did on my first date.

As was mine. My lady was easily courted once I had my dick out flailing in a precise circular motion.

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

My advice was 100% genuine. That was what I did on my first date.

what year?

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

2007

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

2007

So do you remember Isaiah the player at all? He grew up a few blocks from me. We had the same 5th grade teacher. Different times of course. He was in the league before I was in Kindergarten.

 

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

Talk to her about your **** collection.

Chicks love that.

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

So do you remember Isaiah the player at all? He grew up a few blocks from me. We had the same 5th grade teacher. Different times of course. He was in the league before I was in Kindergarten.

I watched Isaiah towards the end of his career. I was a little young to watch the bad boys.