What to do on a first date?

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

touch her where she pees from.

The Turd NEVER agrees with this guy, but I was gonna say hopefully you can get a finger bang out of it at least.

Take her to dinner and the local nasty shop. Then again you must be like 12 so the nasty shop is out. Just take her to a spot better than TGI Fridays and be done with it.

 

[Death_by_Bass 10+ year member]

The Turd NEVER agrees with this guy, but I was gonna say hopefully you can get a finger bang out of it at least.
Take her to dinner and the local nasty shop. Then again you must be like 12 so the nasty shop is out. Just take her to a spot better than TGI Fridays and be done with it.

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[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

me and my ex pretty much lived at fridays. we would see alot of young kids wich looked like there might be some first date or new relationship sh it goin on.

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

hockey game lol

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[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Friday's blows dicks...

nG

 

[Ken448 10+ year member]

go ring shopping

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

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Dude, taking a chick to a classy joint with get you closer to the promised land.

How many jagoffs will be on a date at Fridays?

I would test the chick by taking her to BK or something. If she's down with you after that, take her to the classy joint.

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

The OP said no food or movie, so BK, Denny's and TGIF is out...

 

[Ken448 10+ year member]

couples massages.. Let someone else feel her up, because you wont be.

 

[lvjeffro 10+ year member]

bowling

its fun, you 2 can be a bit competitive and you get to see her bend over a bunch...

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

bowling
its fun, you 2 can be a bit competitive and you get to see her bend over a bunch...

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[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

bowling
its fun, you 2 can be a bit competitive and you get to see her bend over a bunch...

bowling isnt that great for 1st date, not a chance to really talk since your basically walking back and forth in front of each other the whole night.

bowling is good for a double date tho.

 

[Vipervenom18 10+ year member]

When she opens the door, have your dick out, swing it in a circular motion, and keep saying, "Eh?" louder and louder.

HAHAHAHA!

 

[Ken448 10+ year member]

play some pool. She will be bent over the table all night long. You can assist her with her stroke.

 

[80INCHES 5,000+ posts]

I'm sure it's been asked a million times, but need some ideas, not just trying to do a movie and dinner..

fu.k with no kondom

and nut all in her shyt and then suk on her toes and have her sit n ur face so she nut on ur face ...then u toss her salad and take her home and tell her u will call her tomorrow for round two

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