What to do on a first date?

[sctattooer 10+ year member]

Dude, this is what you do. Take my advice. This works best on Friday, you'll understand why in a minute.

Take her out to dinner, and really pay attention to her when she rambles on endlessly. Olive Garden is awesome for a first date. During dinner, tell her you'd expect her to be wearing more jewelry. When she asks why, tell her she's got class, and classy ladies wear nice jewelry.

After dinner, casually stroll by a jewelry store. Bring your check book. Take her inside, and just browse for a few minutes. Find a bracelet, a really nice one, for about 800 bucks or so. Ask her if she likes it, and have her try it on. You'll know if she really likes it. If she does, ask the guy if he'll take a check. Tell him he can hold the jewelry til Monday, when the check clears.

Monday morning, call the jewelry store, and cancel the bracelet. Dont forget to thank the jeweler for the weekend of boning you just got.

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

I'm sure it's been asked a million times, but need some ideas, not just trying to do a movie and dinner..

act really nice and dont show any interest. always worked for me. and got me anything i wanted afterwards. just do it!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

As was mine. My lady was easily courted once I had my dick out flailing in a precise circular motion.

MEATSPIN

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

My advice was 100% genuine. That was what I did on my first date.

cuz your a fegg

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

Dude, this is what you do. Take my advice. This works best on Friday, you'll understand why in a minute.
Take her out to dinner, and really pay attention to her when she rambles on endlessly. Olive Garden is awesome for a first date. During dinner, tell her you'd expect her to be wearing more jewelry. When she asks why, tell her she's got class, and classy ladies wear nice jewelry.

After dinner, casually stroll by a jewelry store. Bring your check book. Take her inside, and just browse for a few minutes. Find a bracelet, a really nice one, for about 800 bucks or so. Ask her if she likes it, and have her try it on. You'll know if she really likes it. If she does, ask the guy if he'll take a check. Tell him he can hold the jewelry til Monday, when the check clears.

Monday morning, call the jewelry store, and cancel the bracelet. Dont forget to thank the jeweler for the weekend of boning you just got.

that really works well when your friends with the jewelry salesman....and hes on the inside //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Dude, this is what you do. Take my advice. This works best on Friday, you'll understand why in a minute.
Take her out to dinner, and really pay attention to her when she rambles on endlessly. Olive Garden is awesome for a first date. During dinner, tell her you'd expect her to be wearing more jewelry. When she asks why, tell her she's got class, and classy ladies wear nice jewelry.

After dinner, casually stroll by a jewelry store. Bring your check book. Take her inside, and just browse for a few minutes. Find a bracelet, a really nice one, for about 800 bucks or so. Ask her if she likes it, and have her try it on. You'll know if she really likes it. If she does, ask the guy if he'll take a check. Tell him he can hold the jewelry til Monday, when the check clears.

Monday morning, call the jewelry store, and cancel the bracelet. Dont forget to thank the jeweler for the weekend of boning you just got.

Yeah...that's being a scumbag to get *****. Most guys don't have to be.

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

you came to the wrong place to ask for dating advise

half these guys havent got Play in years not to mention most are really wet behind the ears...

Amatures......Thell say something stupid like a Burger and some ***

I agree,Dinner and a movie is really lame esp the movie part....Youll walk out of the movie worn out and feeling funny

Things that are fun will be more productive than the typical BS date...

Mini Golf is cool if its not too cold out...

The Zoo,chics usually love animals -

Museums,she'll think your worldly!

Boat ride to knowhere,assuming you have that neer you

and whatever you do DONT go to a chain resturant like Olive Garden (moronic suggestion)

go somewhere unique and funky,ethnic! your in MD get some Seafood!- NO SPORTS BARS unless she suggests it -

.02

 

[YourNameHere 10+ year member]

When she opens the door, have your dick out, swing it in a circular motion, and keep saying, "Eh?" louder and louder.

works every time!!!

 

[orangecounty1 10+ year member]

Perfect first date imo...
Coffee/ice cream. While I'm there, find out something she likes doing.

Transition to the next part of the date by going to do what she likes doing. If you can't pull anything out of her that is convenient and/or cheap, just suggest somewhere. Putt Putt, the park, beach, somewhere cool near where you live, comedian. Make it appear spontaneous even if you have all the ish planned out.

After that, suggest you go back to your place to watch a movie, listen to music, play solitaire...If she likes you ANY FUCKING REASON will work, doesn't matter what you suggest.

I can't help you from here being that I'm no fuckin Dr. Ruth, but you get the idea.

How in the FUCK do you play solitare with a party of two?

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[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I think you should take all the awesome advice here and mix together and you will have an awesome date! If she don't die first, I betcha she asks you back out.

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

To cold.

Cold= Hard Nips. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

take her to a strip joint and buy her a lap dance

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

hockey game lol

Crazy Canadians! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

take her to a strip joint and buy her a lap dance

And if she's down with that. Marry her. Right away. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Soooo what did you end up doing? I am willing to bet it ended in a threesome with your hand and a kleenex //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif