What is the funniest thing you've ever heard?

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

the funniest thing I've ever heard was probably a girl's queef

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

The sound from fart-flame from my ex's bare booty was pretty funny too.

Her screaming that her butt burns was more funny.

 

[iDesignBoxes 10+ year member]

I inhaled air into my lungs and then spread my girl's ****** with my fingers and blew all the air out of my lungs into her and then I ran for cover. She queefed for like four minutes straight.

I thought it was funny.

She started laughing and everytime she laughed, she would queef.

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

I don't want to highjack this thread with another theological debate. I have proof and logic on my side. If you want to continue this talk, I will be more than happy to take it to PMs or MSN.

Otherwise, back to the funny.

Proof and logic created via a primitive human mind. I chuckle a little bit when people proclaim to know the the origins of the universe Both scientific and creationist.

I also think it was pretty **** funny remembering my friend telling me what a queef was for the first time while we were standing against the fence on time-out during recess in grade school.

 

[TSGP]

I inhaled air into my lungs and then spread my girl's ****** with my fingers and blew all the air out of my lungs into her and then I ran for cover. She queefed for like four minutes straight.
I thought it was funny.

She started laughing and everytime she laughed, she would queef.

if you really did this....

you know a girl can die from that right?

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

a ladys comment in the newspaper about the new dollar general in town

"I like it, it's nice and laid back. I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to walmart"

 

[95BlackGA 5,000+ posts]

a ladys comment in the newspaper about the new dollar general in town
"I like it, it's nice and laid back. I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to walmart"

I lol'd.

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

if you really did this....
you know a girl can die from that right?

Sure LOL

 

[Intrepid Bass 10+ year member]

My senior year in History Class we were watching a DVD about Mount Rushmore and I hear behind me from some chick.

"Is that a fossil?"