What is the funniest thing you've ever heard?

[snoopysnooper 10+ year member]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER READ....

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Originally Posted by Cameron_B View Post

I pulled into the trailer park at around 3 am bumping my sony xplod 12 on sony amp. SHIT SLAMS!!!!!! Anways, I pulled up and it got all the girls wet.....I guess im an uncle and a dad now

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Originally Posted by David19 View Post

i'm glad you liked it.. i actually like putting my thumb in the anus while doing the poon actually

hahaha fvcking epic

 

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

Speaking of A&M, the funniest thing ive ever heard was when I drunk aggie at one of my parties back in College Station cut open a glowstick, and drank the contents and proceded to exclaim "what is this crunchy stuff???!!?" (referring to the broken glass in the glowstick)

Exactly why I transferred out of that shit hole.

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

Funniest thing I ever heard was that Jesus and God exist. Shit cracks me up.

 

[MurderedOut 10+ year member]

Funniest thing I ever heard was that Jesus and God exist. Shit cracks me up.

You stole mine:crap: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Exactly why I transferred out of that shit hole.

I miss the sorority batchez though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif The w0menz in CS were pretty choice.

 

[MurderedOut 10+ year member]

I miss the sorority batchez though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif The w0menz in CS were pretty choice.

Been there, seen that, truf!

 

[MTXman 10+ year member]

Funniest thing I ever heard was that Jesus and God exist. Shit cracks me up.

x2

 

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

I miss the sorority batchez though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif The w0menz in CS were pretty choice.

Uhhhhhh, when did you live there? Because UT's womenz >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A&M's.

 

[GabeC 10+ year member]

i think i just the whole fleshlight

 

[miker 5,000+ posts]

"When I cam in my gf's mouth she took it like a man, then ran off crying"

-anon friend

it was hard not to laugh at that in front of him. Because it really upset him and he felt really bad.

 

[▼)Ñ╩fZΣµ& 10+ year member]

i think i just the whole fleshlight

wtf?

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

 

[Ed Lester 10+ year member]

this is funny

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?p=5146586#post5146586

 

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

Funniest thing I ever heard was that Jesus and God exist. Shit cracks me up.

well see whos laughing when your burning in hell. i feel sorry for you.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

well see whos laughing when your burning in hell. i feel sorry for you.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

I don't want to highjack this thread with another theological debate. I have proof and logic on my side. If you want to continue this talk, I will be more than happy to take it to PMs or MSN.

Otherwise, back to the funny.

 

[groundpound4200 5,000+ posts]

The To Catch a Predator Thread had me laughing hysterically //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif