What is the funniest thing you've ever heard?

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

I was thinking this morning about this, and mine is easily, "Ohhhhhh, shit...I just cut my dick."

I was in the communal bathroom at Texas A&M, and a guy a few stalls down just said this real loud and all calm like. I just kinda did one of these (//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif), bust out laughing, and finished as quick as I could.

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[Buck 5,000+ posts]

um one time i farted. it was funny

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Funniest thing I ever heard was FI has a website.

 

[dman4486 5,000+ posts]

fist time my girl queefed and then cried:laugh:

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

Funniest thing I ever heard was FI has a website.

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[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

I was thinking this morning about this, and mine is easily, "Ohhhhhh, shit...I just cut my dick."
I was in the communal bathroom at Texas A&M, and a guy a few stalls down just said this real loud and all calm like. I just kinda did one of these (//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif), bust out laughing, and finished as quick as I could.

Please, share your stories.

" i dont know what a "nut twap" is but if someone dose it to me they get a "neck punch".

my girlfirends dad said that cracked me up for some reson.

 

[ogwhiterob216 10+ year member]

I'd Be Crying If I Heard Some Dude Say "oh Shit I Cut My Dick" In The Bathroom...

A Cop Found A Empty Bag On Me When He Searched Me Last Week An I Told Him "good I Must Have Smoked It All..."

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

A Cop Found A Empty Bag On Me When He Searched Me Last Week An I Told Him "good I Must Have Smoked It All..."

No OG white Rob sorry that never happened //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[snoopysnooper 10+ year member]

this morning i went to walmart to get some peanut butter

but they were out of the perter pan super chunky

so i bought a couch

then i found a dollar //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[snoopysnooper 10+ year member]

fist time my girl queefed and then cried:laugh:

i lol'd quite a bit

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Speaking of A&M, the funniest thing ive ever heard was when I drunk aggie at one of my parties back in College Station cut open a glowstick, and drank the contents and proceded to exclaim "what is this crunchy stuff???!!?" (referring to the broken glass in the glowstick)

 

[ogwhiterob216 10+ year member]

No OG white Rob sorry that never happened //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

u want me to scan an post all the ticketts i got last thursday.... he got a roach in my ashtray, a knife in my cousel... he searched me and found a empty bag...... i said "GOOD I MUST HAVE SMOKED IT ALL"... I WOULDNT WASTE ME TIME TO TYPE IF I WAS LYING....

 

[ogwhiterob216 10+ year member]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER READ....

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Originally Posted by Cameron_B View Post

I pulled into the trailer park at around 3 am bumping my sony xplod 12 on sony amp. SHIT SLAMS!!!!!! Anways, I pulled up and it got all the girls wet.....I guess im an uncle and a dad now

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Originally Posted by David19 View Post

i'm glad you liked it.. i actually like putting my thumb in the anus while doing the poon actually

 

[dman4486 5,000+ posts]

i lol'd quite a bit

as did I......as did I

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

When I ran over a little kid dressed up like a Telletubbie on Halloween a few years back //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif