What is a "ricer"? OPINIONS NEEDED!

[Silver 10+ year member]

The opinions will change about rice forever.

No car is rice untill it is handed to an idiot.

Honda Civic stock = not rice

Honda Civic with fake BOV, 20$ APC muffler and all that shit and he THINKS its fast = rice.

See, restlying any car is cool. I bet your eclipse looks sick, some kits are nice, some are just nasty. Just because kits are nasty doesn't mean its rice.

Now, being a asshat on the road and trying to race something that SHOULDN'T be raced. That is rice, but also known as "Dumbass."

See what i mean?

P.S. Pics of your camaro plz.

I am a Cobra fan here.

 

[terminal206 10+ year member]

I'll snap some pictures of it either later tonight or tomorrow and get them up here for you. It's not a "restoration" in the common sense. I didn't take it back to stock, I just made a nice car out of it. New paint job, New interior (and some redone with dye), New motor, etc. I like it, because it is MY car... no other exactly like it.

 

[YorNamHere]

I can think of a really good example of rice.

I used to live in Myrtle Beach, SC and there was a guy that had the brake calipers on his car painted bright yellow, a horrendous body kit, a useless wing on the trunk, a fart cannon exhaust, "sport" rims and a paintjob that was literally straight out of "The Fast and the Furious".

His car?

A late 90's Kia Sephia.

 

[spudracer326 10+ year member]

i am getting a new sti for christmas from my wife am i a ricer?

pleas drive an evo before you buy the sti..it is a much nimbler car....the stis are nice but dont handle nearly as prescisly or securely as the evo...sti's handle similar to a wrx...lazy steering(compared to an evo), and pronounced body roll...the evo handles flatter, has quicker reflexes, and slides much more predictably....

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

anything with one of these:

 

[Wowimzz 10+ year member]

pleas drive an evo before you buy the sti..it is a much nimbler car....the stis are nice but dont handle nearly as prescisly or securely as the evo...sti's handle similar to a wrx...lazy steering(compared to an evo), and pronounced body roll...the evo handles flatter, has quicker reflexes, and slides much more predictably....

sti's run 12.8x's stock in the quarter mile out of the box. I dont understand why ppl compare an evo to an sti. The evo is the bottom of that series, whereas the sti is the top. Why dont ppl compare the evo mr to the sti?

 

[Wowimzz 10+ year member]

anything with one of these:

so this is rice? http://videos.streetfire.net/video/2e18457f-a7ac-4b3f-abf2-985d0005dd53.htm

sorry about the dead link.. this one works

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

so this is rice? http://videos.streetfire.net/video/2...5d0005dd53.htm

Hard to tell since it's a bad link //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[spudracer326 10+ year member]

fyi the evo rs(cheapest) is the fastest, because it is 300lbs lighter then a mr...and i dont care about quarter mile times because this is a street car...and I ran a stock 05 evo rs vs my buddys 06sti, and the evo was faster....

 

[spudracer326 10+ year member]

and who ran an sti 12.8x?? link?? evo rs is to sixty in 4.4...thats the number that matters...

 

[AAckley1 10+ year member]

Your Car Is Rice Top 10

10. You have more carbon on your body kits than in your gas tank

9. You have a wing and the fastest 1/8 you ever ran was 15.9

8. Your paint doesn't match your interior.

7. You take out all your seats except the driver seat because of the "weight".

6. You get your styling cues from Pimp My Ride

5. You say you only put the best on your car and got your green window tint kit from K-Mart.

4. You have more different colored lights than a christmas tree.

3. You say how great your engine is going to be but only spend money on apparence

2. Your exhaust pipe sounds like a lawn mower.

and the number one reason your car is rice:

1. You get PW3D on the highway by a soccer mom with an Excursion full of kids on the way to pizza and your running full throttle.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

its adding 'performance' products that hinder your cars performance more than help it. i.e. body kits, wings, etc. etc.

 

[AAckley1 10+ year member]

those products are performance parts, but you need the performance from your engine to warrent using them

having a wing and a body kit and scoops and everything is good for your car...when your doing 145/155 through turns on a nascar track

 

[Wowimzz 10+ year member]

and who ran an sti 12.8x?? link?? evo rs is to sixty in 4.4...thats the number that matters...

http://www.clubwrx.net/forums/showthread.php?t=153886

you want a vid of the same guy doing a 13.2x run too? or will that not be enough for you?

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

those products are performance parts, but you need the performance from your engine to warrent using them
having a wing and a body kit and scoops and everything is good for your car...when your doing 145/155 through turns on a nascar track

i know its not helping a car at 70 mph. and i can only thing of a handful of aftermarket body kits that actually might help performance at all... instead they just add weight and **** up the coefficient (screw spelling)