Lol, i went camping bythe lake with some friends and we got drunk and blazed, when we were swimming at midnight some old guy walks up to the shore and shines a flashlight on us right after a police boat had patrolled by so we freaked and thought he was the cops, but he told us he was a life guard and that he was checkin up on us and he gave us all of these dumb stories and wouldnt shut up. So later on most of us are in the tent tokin up and we here the old guy and my friend walkin up and talkin so we all tried to be quiet cuz we thought we were gonna get kicked out cuz you could smell what we were doing from pretty far away, but the old guy and my friend poke their heads into the tent and are all like "Hey, pass us the Hennessey, and some cups." We were all like WTF, then we asked the old guy if we could bring in our fireworks, cuz we figured he was in charge, and he says yes, but the gate person wouldn't let us bring them in and even pointed to a sign that said no fireworks allowed. So that was about the time i started to figure out that this old guy was pretending to be a lifeguard just so he could drink our liqours. But we were all so blazed that we didnt really care, especially since he looked like he was freaking 70 years old and was just screamin "**** the Cops!" like every other minute.
So my friends and i were tricked into giving some old guy our hennessey on the fourth of july. On a sidenote the girls who came with us were no fun, they wouldnt even skinny dip... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif
