So a dumb *** woman was driving her car... I am guessing at a rate of oh about 25mph in a 45mph zone. I am stopped at a left turn, there is a Sheriff's Deputy at the stop sign on the road I am about to turn left onto. I wait for this lady to pass so I can turn... and wait... finally as she gets close enough, I see her head is down and I can see her texting with both hands. She is holding up traffic, oblivious to traffic and unaware of the cop.
I extend my arm out of my window and extend my middle finger at the woman. I finally make my turn. Apparently the cop was watching me instead of traffic because he decided to follow me. As I made my next turn and while doing 25 in a 25 he makes the same turn, hauls *** up to me and flips his lights on. Ok buddy. I pull over. He walks up and ask me if I am alright. Aweee, he cares about me. I said, I am fine, can I help you with something? He said excuse me all confused and what not. I said yes, can I help you with something. I haven't broken any laws and I know speed wasn't the issue.
He said yes, I saw you give the finger to that car. I said so. He said that's disorderly. I said no, that's freedom of speech like what I am about to tell you. I said, if you were doing YOUR job then you would be talking to her right now instead of wasting my time. I said she had her head down and I could see the phone in both of her hands and she was texting. I said it is illegal to use a mobile device in the state of Ga correct? She was also doing less than half the speed limit. I also said how did you miss that??? He said did you clock her speed? I said it was obvious and if he was doing his job it should have been for him as well.
At this point he said let me see your drivers license and registration. I said why, I haven't broken any laws. His said for being disorderly... I said "so being disorderly requires you to run my drivers license and vehicle registration"... ok I will humor you, here you go, now go run them. He just looked at me like huh. I said go on, go waste your time, go run them and stop staring at me... you wanted them now go. I got all day to do this... go on... go. He finally turned and went to run them. He came back a min later and said have a nice day and drive safe. I responded with, don't give me driving advice. I left. No ticket, no warnings, no nothing.