well, i recieved the most disturbing email....

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

On a side note, i can get an erection from the vibrations on a bus ride. I'm not attracted to the bus.

x2.

Thats why it only really matters what he thought about while he finished up.

If he thought about his kid he is sic.

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

The way i see this. . . . it could have been accidental. He recognized it was wrong and that is the iimportant part and put him down........ now he's left with a boner right? He just got rid of it the best way he knew he could which is understandable aslong as he wasnt thinking about his son. I am assuming he didnt. DOnt let this email get in the way of your friendship, he trusted you enough to send it to you which means he trusts you. I would acknowledge and admire that he trusts you enough.......

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

You should offer to come finish him off next time this happens.

 

[HitManSE 10+ year member]

On a side note, i can get an erection from the vibrations on a bus ride. I'm not attracted to the bus.

Exactly, **** near anything can set a man off by accident. It doesnt mean it was intentional.

the key thing is what he thought about when beating it.

Agreed 100%

 

[SkatinBassPLaya]

if he was for real and thought about his kid, he would be shocked and wouldnt even tell you. Since he did tell you that, than he knows in his mind that it has nothing to do with his kid and trusts you on your part to respect his mentality and support him and make it the laughable joke it is.

/end thread

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

You should offer to come finish him off next time this happens.

that was uncalled for and very predictable.

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

shit happens dude

 

[BobbyDD 10+ year member]

x2.
Thats why it only really matters what he thought about while he finished up.

If he thought about his kid he is sic.

Agreed. Otherwise it's no big deal.

 

[Grim 10+ year member]

the key thing is what he thought about when beating it.

X484538905

My first thoughts when reading that were

1. So what, someone jumped on his lap and he got a boner...umm it happens. No matter who it is. It doesnt mean you wanna **** the person jumping on your lap.

2. So he went to ********...he was aroused, to get rid of it, he relived him self.

Now...as everyone else said, where the sick part comes in....is what went through his mind as he did this...if he thought about the hottie working down at the local coffee shop, then so what. But if he thought about his son....Wow...

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I don't whack off every time I get boner. That is just way too time consuming.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I don't whack off every time I get boner. That is just way too time consuming.

The people at work would think I am weirdo if I did.

 

[Motley 10+ year member]

It could have accidentally activated the launch sequence?

omg, I just fell out of my chair. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

omg, I just fell out of my chair. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

Did the falling out of the chair give you a boner?

(if you take longer then 5 minutes to respond, it will be assumed it did since you would be currently masturbating)

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

this might of been said already but i understand getting the erection. i mean were all men and sometimes it just happens. you dont need to be thinking anything ****** or even horny it just pops up sometimes.

but to feel the need to go ******** immediately after that is the disturbing part....

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

why must you feel the need to come online and share this mans personal business is what I question. Bad enough it happened, but to go online and blurt it out over the internet......come on.