well billary finally admits for running in 08

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

An Amazing Doctor Story
Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them and, 8 months later, he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

The second surgeon said, "That's nothing! A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I reattached them and, 2 years later, he won a gold medal in Track and Field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ***; I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New York.

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[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

And still could run the country better than Bush!

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

And still could run the country better than Bush!

don't know that yet...

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

This does not change my vote for '08.

I will still be writing in Ryan Seacrest for '08.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

seacrest out!

 

[adam71 5,000+ posts]

Women are too friggin emotional. Who knows, maybe she'll get pissed off if she finds Bill banging some other chick and nuke some dune coons. Or, she'll be all apologetic to the towel heads and stuff, and tell them she respects their ways and wants to make amends.
Nuking stuff = Good

Apologizing = Weaksauce

Could you be anymore of a simpleton. Do you really believe what you just typed? That is the most bigoted thing I've ever heard. So basically in your little "nuking stuff = good and apologizing = weaksauce you're saying that foreign relations is NOT improtant.?? That is the stance that the current admin has promoted and now we're hated as a nation more than we ever have been. That is a cowboy mentality that is pretty much reserved for red necks. I seriously hope you were atleast semi-joking. Because if you weren't you should do us all a favor and DON'T vote. OR move to Canada as you mentioned.

my mom's post menopausal and shes still a *****

This post affirms your stance even further.

don't know that yet...

Do you honestly think ANYONE couldn't do a better job than chucklenuts.??

 

[adam71 5,000+ posts]

Again though guys I truly believe that Edwards would make a much better president. Much better than Kerry would have made.

 

[masone 10+ year member]

Demcratics have an edge.... and there two front runners are a woman and a muslim... not very good choice making on their part

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

yeah jmanpc.

I think you're a misogynist

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[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

I have a good idea (and this good for a good portion of ya based on statistics of male voters in the U.S.).

Why don't you guys keep complaining and giving your really well thought out ideas and explanations on who could do a better job but not actually go and vote when the day comes?

A black man and a women? You know what....our country is in shambles, on the verge of pissing off just about everyone else on the planet and its all been run by white men for how long? Shit, its time for a change. I'll vote a green dwarf in if they run, something needs changed.

You know the basic concept of insanity is repeating the same action over and over expecting different results.

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

Colin Powell > All candidates for 08 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif :fyi:

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Could you be anymore of a simpleton. Do you really believe what you just typed? That is the most bigoted thing I've ever heard. So basically in your little "nuking stuff = good and apologizing = weaksauce you're saying that foreign relations is NOT improtant.?? That is the stance that the current admin has promoted and now we're hated as a nation more than we ever have been. That is a cowboy mentality that is pretty much reserved for red necks. I seriously hope you were atleast semi-joking. Because if you weren't you should do us all a favor and DON'T vote. OR move to Canada as you mentioned.




This post affirms your stance even further.

Do you honestly think ANYONE couldn't do a better job than chucklenuts.??

Alright, numbnuts. Have you no sense of sarcasm? Can't you see I'm being a dumbass on purpose? Did you think I was serious? Come on. You lose at the internets.

And since you seem to have everything figured out, why don't you give us your plan to appease every nation in the world, make every pinko commie, Bible beating redneck, thug gangsta, and gay guy happy.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

If she gets the presidency i'm going to canadikastan.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Oh, by the way, theres no doubt in my mind that the next president is going to be a Democrat. Not because of their politics, but because the Republicans thoroughly fucked up. Not just Bush, but Congress as well.

... And I say that because I bet 7 out of 10 (if not more) Americans have no clue what the Republicans and Democrats really want. All they know is what the media chooses to feed them.

I'm not saying I know everything about every party and all the motives of every politician, but I am saying that a majority of the country is ignorant to what is actually going on. In a nutshell, what's going on, is leading America to hell in a handbasket. I'm afraid America will reach the same fate as Rome.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I wouldnt mind moving to canada anyways. Marijuana is pretty much legal in parts there.