ways to get fired

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Crash a plane into your office

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

where do you work?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

show up consistently late? show lack of care

been doing this 5 years and counting and still can't get fired
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[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Fukkin truest statement on the entire fukking internet right here!

Yeah, im one of those people.

 

[blackxj 10+ year member]

if i do get fired im tryin to go out in style....i alost got fired yestorday for being on ca. but i un plugged the comp before the ip guy could print my history

 

[CRXBMPN 5,000+ posts]

im tryin to go out in style....i alost got fired yestorday for being on ca. but i un plugged the comp before the ip guy could print my history

uh thats not the best way to cover your tracks //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[csu87 10+ year member]

Take a shit in the middle of your boss' office

 

[twistedchild420 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, im one of those people.

You and I my friend...very much alike in that department.....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[CMattox23 10+ year member]

You want to get fired? lol all I hear about is how shitty the economy is and I know for a fact I can't find a job....you sure you want to? If so, listen to the first post and fck your bosses wife on his desk

 

[twistedchild420 5,000+ posts]

I gotz a buddy who collects 500$ a week on un-employment...the other day those fukkers said ..."Hey..we are outta money" and he was like...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[CMattox23 10+ year member]

I gotz a buddy who collects 500$ a week on un-employment...the other day those fukkers said ..."Hey..we are outta money" and he was like...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

$500 a week? That's insane.

 

[twistedchild420 5,000+ posts]

$500 a week? That's insane.

He was working at Carrier ...the air conditioning factory.....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

drink beer on the job

 

[RamenNoodles 10+ year member]

Take a shit on Deborah's desk

 

[blazeplacid 10+ year member]

$500 a week? That's insane.

yeah really how can he live on so little.....seriously......//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif