ways to get fired

[blackxj 10+ year member]

...whos got sum good ones

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[NewAgeKing 5,000+ posts]

Screw your boss' wife in his office.

 

[Canaan 10+ year member]

4chan?

 

[marcotheclepto 10+ year member]

show up consistently late? show lack of care... pee on your boss

 

[twistedchild420 5,000+ posts]

Ahhhh....i see what's goin on here..trying to get unemployment eh.....just don't do shit...literally....not shit......and when they asked what's wrong tell em you pulled a cawk muscle on a weekend hooker binge!

Then again i haven't been doing shit the year and a half I've been here at my job and i'm the supervisor now!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

I got my finger chopped completely off right behind where the fingernail starts. I rushed to the er and got it sowed on. A week later i got drug tested so i could get workmans comp. Silly me decided to smoke pot that night for the first time in 6 months. Not only did i get fired, but i was contacted by a probation officer, i told him he had the wrong number, lol.

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Ahhhh....i see what's goin on here..trying to get unemployment eh.....just don't do shit...literally....not shit......and when they asked what's wrong tell em you pulled a cawk muscle on a weekend hooker binge!
Then again i haven't been doing shit the year and a half I've been here at my job and i'm the supervisor now!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

Lazy people dont like it when you make them look bad by doing a lot of work, thats true.

 

[twistedchild420 5,000+ posts]

Lazy people dont like it when you make them look bad by doing a lot of work, thats true.

Fukkin truest statement on the entire fukking internet right here!

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

Bring a gun to work and shoot the place up.

You will get fired for sure.

 

[99grandprixGT 5,000+ posts]

kill your self or co worker, steal stuff. don't go to work.....

 

[JuicyJeff 10+ year member]

deliberately steal your boss's stapler, make sure its his red swingline stapler

 

[marcotheclepto 10+ year member]

deliberately steal your boss's stapler, make sure its his red swingline stapler

the office reference?

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

the office reference?

Office Space.

 

[fasfocus00 5,000+ posts]

bang all the chicks that work there and record it. also go out drinking with all of them and take pics. than post all of your doings on facebook and put up the pics.

 

[marcotheclepto 10+ year member]

Office Space.

ya that one. try burning the building down...