While my wife was shopping, I decided to do a little Trolling. I got a cart and began to fill it. This was my list.
Shovel, ax, 2 rolls of duct tape, rope, gallon of bleach, three rolls of paper towels, box of rubber gloves, pair of leather gloves. condums, and finally, 5 condolence greeting cards. I then left it in the women's delicates area where I could view it from the coffee shop there.
At least 5 different women looked at it, made weird faces and walked off.
My wife finally finished shopping so we left.
So much more fun then leaving carts full of oxy clean and cotton balls laying around.