Trying to take a nap.

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

fucking asshole kids ringing on my fucking door like the house is on fire.

there used to be a rule.... if the lights are off, go fuck yourself.

these are the same kids that bring bombs to school.

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[poundindak69]

what the **** shot them **** little ****ers!!!!

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

just put an empty bowl outside of the door that says not here

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

did you at least answer the door?

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

I just blew up a pumpkin out front with some flash powder. I heard a lot of screams. I think that took care of all the little ****s around here lol.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

put a sign in the yard "Child molester lives here, come on in kiddies"

Guarantees no children bother you.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

did you at least answer the door?

i've been having a tough time maintaining an erection lately, there'd be no point.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

put a sign in the yard "Child molester lives here, come on in kiddies"
Guarantees no children bother you.

I might just leave a trail of candy leading to my bedroom.

 

[maroj248]

I might just leave a trail of candy leading to my bedroom.

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

atta sport!

Or dress up as Ted Kaczynski and say you're a *** offender, and if that fails you can always be a unabomber.

 

[CrazedCat 10+ year member]

i got home and was like FUK i have no candy. i gave out stockpile of soy sauce, duck sauce and mustard packets from chinese delivery over the year. It's dark as long as those little sh!ts hear a PLOP in their bag it's all good.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i thought about going for the bouillon cubes.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I handed out used banana flavored condoms.

 

[dan7532 10+ year member]

I gave out the "Real Man Starter Kit", a beer, a condom, a cig, and a match.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

i got home and was like FUK i have no candy. i gave out stockpile of soy sauce, duck sauce and mustard packets from chinese delivery over the year. It's dark as long as those little sh!ts hear a PLOP in their bag it's all good.

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