Trying to impress someone

[kombat96 10+ year member]

got any good poems, quotes etc.... nothing with the word love in it know what i mean. a friend she is and no i wont post pics eventhough i have once...lol

seeing if you older dogs got some tricks..lol

and yeah i know this is a b!tch move asking for help on the forum cause its going to get ugly yet funny..lol

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[tc3k101 5,000+ posts]

tell her u wanna cack down and or ask her to sit on ur face

 

[Tonyguy 10+ year member]

be real and be yourself.

 

[adam212 10+ year member]

umm just send her flowers for no reason

i really dont know but i try to help

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

put a bag over your face

 

[FurbiesAndBeans 10+ year member]

the line that always works...

"Nice shoes, butt secks?"

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif its been proven.....

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

the line that always works...
"Nice shoes, butt secks?"

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif its been proven.....

I think it's "your shoe is untied" then when she bends over to tie it, "surprise buttsecks?"

 

[kombat96 10+ year member]

put a bag over your face

that hurt..lol but i did lol

the line that always works...
"Nice shoes, butt secks?"

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif its been proven.....

can i see some numbers on that

 

[FurbiesAndBeans 10+ year member]

can i see some numbers on that

I took them with a TL and it did 173.2

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

can i see some numbers on that

50% effective, surprise buttsecks however, is 100% foolproof

 

[adam212 10+ year member]

I took them with a TL and it did 173.2

roflmao

 

[armitank]

first off, buy her a rose, but in the rose have some chloroform so when she smells it she gets knocked out. then proceed to carve a hole in her gut and place your cawk inside the hole and **** her innards. the warmth of the blood and guts will feel fantastic. then once your done.

quick, you must decapitate that trick and shove your junk in her esophogus

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

first off, buy her a rose, but in the rose have some chloroform so when she smells it she gets knocked out. then proceed to carve a hole in her gut and place your cawk inside the hole and **** her innards. the warmth of the blood and guts will feel fantastic. then once your done. quick, you must decapitate that trick and shove your junk in her esophogus

you have problems dude

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

roses are red

violets are fine

you be the six

and ill be the nine

or you coiuld try the sweeter more honest approach

rose are red

violets are blue

boards are flat

and so are you

honestly why do ppl ask for relationship advice on here

PICS?

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

roses are red

violets are blue

if you blow me

i'll lick you

writing poem is fun