**Troy Polamalu > joo**

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FACTS about Troy Polamalu

-Troy Polamalu's tears can cure cancer.....too bad he has never cried.

-When Troy Polamalu was born, he already had his long flashy hair. It was so innately thick and manly that it could catch interceptions in itself and in fact had the best "hands" in the nfl. However, the nfl, seeing this as unfair, later required faceguards to be put on all helmets, not to prevent injury, but to prevent Troy from dominating the league and to give QBs a chance to throw.

-It is said that Troy Polamalu sold his soul to the devil for his manly hair and the ability to cover defenders and predict QBs throws. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Troy threw down a double move and freaked out the devil so bad that the devil was crippled, thus allowing Troy to take his soul back. the devil, who appreciates irony, couldnt stay mad and admitted that he should have seen it coming. they now go fishing together every other tuesday.

-Troy Polamalu once ran so fast that he broke the speed of light, causing himself to go back in time and bump into the elite German Luftwaffe, causing the squadran to lose control and crash their planes into the sea...this is how the Battle of Britian was won //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif.

-Troy Polamalu built a time machine and went back in time to stop both the bombs of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Unfortunatley....what Troy did not know was that he himself was "the bomb".

-Troy Polamalu is not endowed like a whale, whales are endowed like Troy.

-To prove that it isnt a big deal to beat cancer, Troy Polamalu smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years while sitting out in the sun for many days without sunscreen. Only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. beat that, Lance Armstrong.

-Troy Polamalu lost his virginity before his grandfather did.

-Troy Polamalu was the fourth wiseman. he brought baby Jesus the gift of "long hair" Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious favoritism, used their combined influence to have Troy omitted from the Bible.

-The story of Samson is based on Troy Polamalu, only thing is that Troy is smart enough not to be deceived by women.

-The City of Troy was named after Polamalu. It was well defended because of him. Unfortunately, the same day the Wooden Horse was built, he had to go back to the future due to a possible tear in the time/space fabric. The rest is history......

-Seeing how Troy Polamalu provides great defense....the military drafted him. He now stops bullets for the soldiers overseas on his days off.

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letters in bold is my stuff //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

other sentences were inspired by Chuck Norris facts and dbfan //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
Ummmmm this whole post is rediculous........absolute garbage............
Do you know what is ridiculous? Thinking someone's penis gets larger when they lose weight

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Bob Sanders > Troy Polamalu //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
Bob Sanders is gonna struggle now with Freeney going on IR.

When ever Sanders was on Freeny's Side of the line, Sanders looked so good because he had open shots to the ball carrier. Thats what you get when your star DE takes Double teams and even triple teams every play, it leaves no one against Sanders.

 
Bob Sanders is gonna struggle now with Freeney going on IR.
When ever Sanders was on Freeny's Side of the line, Sanders looked so good because he had open shots to the ball carrier. Thats what you get when your star DE takes Double teams and even triple teams every play, it leaves no one against Sanders.
Maybe so, but that man can hit like a freight train. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Got his autograph on a $20 bill back when he was still in college.

 
Ed Reed is still the standard at the safety position; however Polamalu has broken the top 5 at his position and will be heading for the #1 spot.

Watch out for Landry, Huff, Adrian Wilson, Lewis..

 
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