Top 10 douchebag cars

[HonkyKong 10+ year member]

9, 8, and 7 are correct, the rest is stupid.

 

[Twisted_0912 10+ year member]

i would definantly say tiburons need to be high up on the list. my douchebag neighbor has an automatic one and he feels the need to floor it around my house at every chance he gets. its fvckin annoying and he thinks hes the shit with his stock system turned all the way up as well.

 

[NoPh33rRaCiNg 10+ year member]

jettas should be up there. every ****ing 16 year old high school kid wants a 1.8t or golf

 

[PIITB Wut Wut 10+ year member]

miatas didnt make the list so it fialz

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Mid 90's GMC trucks lowered, tinted, stock rims, with JEGS stickers on the back window usually gravitate towards douchbaggery as well.

 

[terra 5,000+ posts]

As posted before, it's all in the driver.

Jap crap- Can be done tastefully with a cool dude driving, or wingz and scoops with an ******* driver

American-Can be fast but some drivers think they're hot shit over nothing

Supercars- Some people buy them for the driving thrill, some are douches who want to be seen.

Donks-idk what to say haha.

SUV's-People think they're boss because they have a 60k suv on some rims..

 

[blackxj 10+ year member]

lol.....

 

[mackin 10+ year member]

it's all in the driver. every single model of car has been owned by a douche. every single model of car has been owned by a "cool dude"

to say that you're a douche simply because you drive a certain car is just stupid.

Stereotypes are fun though. I can relate to most claims based on experience with someone in that type of car. I've had many new mustang owners try to race me. It's just funny because they're usually the V6's. There was also a ratty *** camaro that wanted to show me that my car is a ricer. ('99 mazda millenia S) They just arent worth my gas.

 

[Vindaturk 10+ year member]

Ultimate Fail

 

[12voltz+- 10+ year member]

agreed with the #1 choice 100% lol

 

[andrewmoore13 10+ year member]

another note: all automatically become d-bag cars when their driver must back into every parking space

aye fuck you. why does it seem bother people so much? its much easier for me and honestly its easier and safer when leaving a parking lot.

As posted before, it's all in the driver.Jap crap- Can be done tastefully with a cool dude driving, or wingz and scoops with an ******* driver

American-Can be fast but some drivers think they're hot shit over nothing

Supercars- Some people buy them for the driving thrill, some are douches who want to be seen.

Donks-idk what to say haha.

SUV's-People think they're boss because they have a 60k suv on some rims..

i didn't spend 60k on my SUV... i didnt even pay half that... almost a 1/3

 

[terra 5,000+ posts]

aye fuck you. why does it seem bother people so much? its much easier for me and honestly its easier and safer when leaving a parking lot.


i didn't spend 60k on my SUV... i didnt even pay half that... almost a 1/3

Good for you. I'm talking about the people who ride in their Escalade ESV platinum edition and think they own the road..

 

[HypnoticCure 10+ year member]

really, a ***** am and a camaro ? sounds like the person who wrote this is a douch bag....

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I disagree with that entire list.
Now if it was a list of cars that had endless potential for cheap speed(excluding Maesriti and Ram) than it would be a yes.

Any car in wrong hands can be douchefail, don't blame the car.

You completely missed the point of the OP. Go kill yourself.

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

Has anyone noticed how annoying Subaru ads are lately?

There's one with a typical yuppie taking part in typical yuppie-esque "extreme sports" while claiming he lets "the Universe" wash off his Subaru, as he comes from his cookie-cutter office job somewhere. Real dirt collected from real off-roading doesn't wash off that easily.

Then there's one mentioning "My Subaru has a boxer engine"...Oh yeah? Ever done an oil change on it? Ever had a reason to pop the hood at all, Mr. Frappucino?

Almost as bad as that Mitsubishi ad with two idiots going in circles around a cloverleaf. Hey Mitsu, how did concentrating completely on that demographic work out for you, in terms of defaulted loans?

All I can think of for now...