Top 10 douchebag cars

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

first and second gen. mazada rx-7's with fart-cans for mufflers

no sir, that's a rarity more than a norm. Most firstgen rx-7's are in the junk yard.

 

[bigaudiofanati2 10+ year member]

VW ads are pretty good //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Best two right here

 

[davidfre21 5,000+ posts]

i remember those //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

their new scirocco looks pretty sick

 

[FJF 10+ year member]

Best two right here

 

[02dodgeram 10+ year member]

..7 Dodge Ram: This list wouldn't be complete without the country douchebag cousin. Out of all the trucks, none has spurned a douchebag craze like the Hemi toting ram. With it's big grille, sunburnt, dirty, tattoo'd arm hanging out the window, and a confederate flag adorning the rear window, this truckload of douchebaggery will bear down on any little car that happens to be in front of them, tail gating them until they can snarl their overstressed engine to gradually pass by. Loud and awful sounding exhausts along with gun racks and cam seat covers are common place on these rural douche haulers. Just make sure you have a decent bit of distance between these tailgating SOBs if you decide to brake check these lunatics, trucks aren't known for their ability to stop.

I drive an '04 dodge ram with a hemi and an e-cutout so that everyone on the road knows I drive a big V8 engine to match the size of mah man meat. I love how when I get up right behind someone on the freeway and flash my HIDs at them they get out of my way. The windows are big enough that I can hang my cigarette out comfortably so I don't mess up my seat covers, and work on my tan on the left side at the same time. Then as I pass them, the tiny car driving cityfolk get to see my confederate pride on the custom back glass mural. Let's 'em know I'm a real A'mercan. I've got a big ole' replacement bumper/grill guard now from the a-hole that brake checked me last year messing up my billet wide-mouth grill. My brakes aren't that good after all. I used some of the insurance money to buy fiberglass supplies to make me an amp/gun rack on the back wall and picked up some camo spray paint and stick on vents at Cabellas to decorate it with.

Am I a douchebag?

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

I drive an '04 dodge ram with a hemi and an e-cutout so that everyone on the road knows I drive a big V8 engine to match the size of mah man meat. I love how when I get up right behind someone on the freeway and flash my HIDs at them they get out of my way. The windows are big enough that I can hang my cigarette out comfortably so I don't mess up my seat covers, and work on my tan on the left side at the same time. Then as I pass them, the tiny car driving cityfolk get to see my confederate pride on the custom back glass mural. Let's 'em know I'm a real A'mercan. I've got a big ole' replacement bumper/grill guard now from the a-hole that brake checked me last year messing up my billet wide-mouth grill. My brakes aren't that good after all. I used some of the insurance money to buy fiberglass supplies to make me an amp/gun rack on the back wall and picked up some camo spray paint and stick on vents at Cabellas to decorate it with.
Am I a douchebag?

I didn't read all that you poasted, and yes. You're a douchebag.

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

no sir, that's a rarity more than a norm. Most firstgen rx-7's are in the junk yard.

this is very true though, i had a friend that owned 3 of the shittist first gens you have ever seen(mabie). no matter howmany times he got his *** handed to him he still swore they were the fastest thing you could buy/build.

just ruined it for me.

 

[HonkyKong 10+ year member]

I love how when I get up right behind someone on the freeway and flash my HIDs at them they get out of my way.

I love people who do this. Usually the second someone starts to tailgate I get off the throttle till I'm just at the speed limit, then wait and see how long till they flip out that I'm not intimidated by their earth destroyer. If they continue I brake check them.

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

I love people who do this. Usually the second someone starts to tailgate I get off the throttle till I'm just at the speed limit, then wait and see how long till they flip out that I'm not intimidated by their earth destroyer. If they continue I brake check them.

earth destroyer?

thats a good one.

 

[HonkyKong 10+ year member]

earth destroyer? thats a good one.

More often then not its the people in large vehicles that tailgate from my experience.

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

i agree, i just thought your "earth destroyer" line was funny.

 

[GAM3OVR 5,000+ posts]

I love people who do this. Usually the second someone starts to tailgate I get off the throttle till I'm just at the speed limit, then wait and see how long till they flip out that I'm not intimidated by their earth destroyer. If they continue I brake check them.

Idiots who drive in the left lane at the same speed as the right lane deserve to be shot.

It's keep right except to pass, learn the rules dumb****

 

[HonkyKong 10+ year member]

Idiots who drive in the left lane at the same speed as the right lane deserve to be shot.
It's keep right except to pass, learn the rules dumb****

I usually keep to the middle right(so I don't get forced on to an exit in heavy traffic). When I am in the left lane its 80mph minimum for me usually 85, hardly slow. You have to be the epitome of douche to tailgate at that speed.

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

I usually keep to the middle right(so I don't get forced on to an exit in heavy traffic). When I am in the left lane its 80mph minimum for me usually 85, hardly slow. You have to be the epitome of douche to tailgate at that speed.

well ther is one good reason to have a big *** truck, you wont get forced to an exit in heavy traffic.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[HeatSeeker 10+ year member]

The guy who made that list sounds like a real faggot. Wonder what he drives?