The story of a lifetime

[murph 10+ year member]

Well my past few days have been very interesting this story will have no cliffs so if you don't want to read then GTFO. This will be long.

Zach = my friend

Alec = Zach's friend

Sarah = girl from petco

This all started last Thursday me and my friend were bored so we were hanging out. He decided to go check his schedule at Petco. We went in there and after eye fuckgring all the milfs in there a semi-attractive female around my age 19 walks around the bend while I was still in eye fucking position. I glance at her with and next thing you know she is talking with me and my friend. She asks if we want to take her dog because she can't take care of it we both say no we can;t really help you there. Then she insists on talking to us about very strange things such as her ex beating her and such. (Side note she is a country girl and speaks her mind) Anyways after the awkward convo she asks us to walk her out to her car. Once we get there she takes my phone and puts her name in as "Sarah I think" because my friends said that when she asked what her name was to him. She insisted we hang out today and we both made up excuses.

Now me and him are in his car laughing and freaking out at the same time because this crazy random girl came up told us basically a life story and now wants to hang out. He tells me he is gonna try and fuck her and I decide hey its all you man do what you want. I told him it's almost the weekend lets invite her out. I texted her and she was down to go out with us partying Friday night. Later that day after my friend had been flirting over text to her for hours she called him and said that her ex was going to her house to beat her. It is around 9pm and me and him are hanging out again she calls him and begs for us to go pick her up before she gets beat. Mid way through talking with her his phone dies and he is like shit well who the fuck cares. Me and this other guy Alec start telling him wtf is wrong with you she needs help you you don't care. After finishing my B & M we go back to my car to find 5 missed calls on my phone. After waiting 20 minutes I said fuk it she needs a place to stay and needs help she can stay with me. After attempting to call her many times we get a text hours later we get a text saying she is fine and will talk to us tomorrow.

Skipping on now it is the next day. Zach told me there is no way in hell she is going with us downtown to party after last night. She eventually around 6pm calls Zach as me and him are chillin and says she is at Food Lion needs a place to stay because her ex just punched her in the face. He told me no don't go get her and I was like no this is just wrong she needs help and I am not gonna do anything about it. We get there and meet her. She doesn't look beat up too much but, isn't in a good mood. We get her I drop Zach off at his house to eat dinner and she comes with me to my house. Once Zach get to my house along with Alec I get my connection to go out and get us alcohol. I get a 24 of Natty for the night, Zach has 10 left over beers at my house, Alec gets a 12 but is giving 4 to Zach because he only wants 8 and she wants a 24 oz of mikes hard.

We get the shit and they all start drinking before we leave downtown it is now about 8:30pm and before we leave I take a beerbong full with 2 natty's. We head on our way and out of no where 2 miles from my house she starts shutting down. She tells us she forgot to take her diabetic medicine earlier and doesn't feel good. She starts passing out in the back and wants McDonald's. We rush there get two McDoubles and she eats one takes her pill and comes back to life. We are all happy and I open a beer while we are parked and start drinking. (I'm driving) We all get out of the car to smoke and head on our way. All of a sudden she is excited and we start blasting some Slim Thug and ASAP. I start chugging beers while going down the highway and tossing them out the window while going 20 over. She asks me if she can flash her tits at other people and I said hell yes! She flashes them at me and I was all hyped up now while my friend who is trying to fuck/date her looks at me pissed off. By the time we get off the exit from the reckless driving I had downed another 5 beers. We get to our usual parking area downtown and right as we park hell breaks loose.

So now we are parked Sarah is screaming in pain that her stomach hurts and we all take turns pissing so she is not alone. I chug 2 more beers while she aggressive pulls on my button down. She starts trying to tell us what's wrong and says she has a tumor in her stomach. We don't know what to do and were about to call 911 (no idea why we all were drinking and had loads of beer in the car) She tells us she hasn't drank a drop in 2 years and this could be effected her. She desperately needs to go to the bathroom now so we drive to the nearby 7/11 to let her go but they only have a private bathroom. When my friend Zach walks in with her whining on his shoulders they let him go to the employ bathroom. He leaves her there hits a jack and tells me his is now really fucking mad because now we can't go to any of the parties. He goes in and gets her and we sit in the parking lot for 20 minutes and she yells she needs a heating pad. We lie to her saying we will go get one but, instead take her to the hospital. Once we get there he cares her in and we all unload are tanks in the bathroom. Now we're sitting in the ER all having drank multiple beers with this girl we barely know that has a tumor. Me and Alec run a block to my car to get her ID and by the time I get there my fatass is out of breath. I steal the other McDouble and go to town on it like a pedophile at a playground. A large black female police officer laughs at me and says tonight must be a struggle. For some reason Zach leaves to smoke and is told he needs to go off the area so we walk far away and chain smoke 2 or 3 each. Once we get back we see her running out of the ER as fast as she can. We are all like "DA FUCK" we lead her back in and wait for her to be registered. She is called first we go in find out she has no health insurance and Zach steps up and pays the 50 dollars fee and we go back in the waiting room. As we sit there she starts to slowly feel better and once she is about halfway to normal she reads a text Zach sent saying "My fuck buddy is in the hospital this is crazy." They haven't fucked at this point and she gets highly offended makes a huge scene and insists on leaving. After 10 minutes of this we just walk out. We get back to the car and she is still going off on Zach.

Now we're back on the way home and it is about 1:15am and she is 100% back and wants to stop at McDonalds. We get off at the one further up the city and get there before the inside closes. She starts flirting with the cashier and asks if he wants to see her tits. His lip starts quivering and he starts laughing and saying only if you go through the drive through. We get our food eat it in the car and head on our way back. Once we get there Zach and Sarah start to cuddle on my small ass couch while Alec and I sit in the adjacent couch. She decides to strip down to her thong and bra. She walks up to me gives me a little lap dance and I smacked her ass. She asks me if I could **** on her tits but, I said no because Zach was giving me the death stare. After that she goes back cuddles with Zach and I go upstairs. Zach fingers her in the middle of the night while Alec sat there in most awkward situation possible. (Forgot to mention this kid is the most clueless awkward person I know)

If this entertained you Let me know this is only the beginning and the story gets waaaay more juicy and crazy.

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[BoomBoxStereo 10+ year member]

that's crazy, but i think it's one of those "you needed to be there" situations...

 

[Dtrom 10+ year member]

Please keep going

 

[murph 10+ year member]

that's crazy, but i think it's one of those "you needed to be there" situations...

You have no idea how crazy it get's this is just like prologue to the whole thing.

 

[Dtrom 10+ year member]

You have no idea how crazy it get's this is just like prologue to the whole thing.

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[E-Rock 10+ year member]

Lol wtf man? Bish be crazy.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Also, drinking while driving... smart. Especially because you're underage. But please continue.

 

[Jes 42 10+ year member]

Bored at work...plz continue!!

 

[murph 10+ year member]

Part 2:

I woke up that morning to Sarah and Zach walking in my room at 8:45 in the morning. Sarah asked if she could shower and if Zach could join her I was like "Hell no you guys are not doing that in my shower" She showers and Zach leaves and goes downstairs. After she finished she went to my room closed the door and says I'm changing in here. She takes off her towel walks up to me says "tits in your face" over and over as I motor boated the shit out of them she then stuck her pussy in my face and grabs my dick. She then gets up and puts on her cloths slaps me on the thigh and says get up although you already are and winks at me. I sit there mind fucked because Zach texted me they were going out. I go down stairs to find out Alec and Zach were leaving and that Sarah wanted to spend the whole day with me. I told her that was fine but, I had to go see my dad at 4. (This was a complete lie I just wanted her gone by then) We sit around my house for about 2 hours.

I get a call from my friend Bryan who lives downtown and goes to VCU. He asked if I wanted free lunch at Chick Fila and I told him hell yeah but, I have this random girl with me and asked if that was fine. He said alright come down ASAP. On the ride down there she looked at me and rubbed my dick and said that she was so happy to be away from her ex. We get there and park outside the building. We both smoked and walked to the front doors to wait for him to walk out. (He tore his ACL and is currently on one crutch in a brace) Once he got out I asked how far it is he said about 4 blocks she started complaining "omg I don't have my inhaler you need to drive." (I was like how many things are wrong with you inside my head) We magically find a spot right in front. We get our food and sit down. Bryan hands me the molly I told him to buy for me and she looked at me like I was a crackhead. She then goes on telling me and Bryan about how her ex is a drug dealer who sells Heroin, Meth and Coke. He has multiple cars and guns and we both look at each other like holy shit. She then said that he has been beating the shit out of her for 2 years and can do nothing about it because he has a key to her parents house. She then said she went to jail for 3 years for stealing money from her parents for her now ex boyfriend and that he has a key and she doesn't. Her parents don't believe her that he beats her and like him a lot. At this point I basically shit my pants by how shocked I was. We leave and were going back to his dorm but, she forgot her Id so we couldn't go back to his place. We leave and on the car ride back I get told a handful.

She tells me she has a cancerous tumor on her left shoulder blade and because she doesn't have health insurance can't do anything about it and that she will probably die in the next few years. I was mind blown. I felt really bad and actually was tearing up a bit and gave her a hug. I decided to tell her my hospital story to help let her know I have been through a lot too. She starts crying gives me a hug and thanks me. We get to my house and it is now around 3 o'clock. She tells me more things about her ex and then rubs on my dick again for like 10 minutes.

Pause I forgot something from last night:

This was after we got back where I live from McDonalds and it is about 2:15am. She see's these kid from Goochland in their jacked up trucks and parked in the Taco Bell parking lot hanging out. She said please go blast the Slim Thug song at them it would be so funny. So I turn around and pull down the windows and blast the song after the cops were farther away at the nearby Walmart. We circle them blasting it and at the second turn of the circle Zach flicks them off and yells "**** my dick." They floor it and hop the curb with their trucks and now we have a chase. I got all the way to the light which is red after flooring it out of the parking lot. I am waiting to turn left and they get out of the car and start yelling at us. Sarah got all upset because she knows them and is on Probation. All of a sudden two cops a normal one and a state trooper pull up behind the trucks and us. I say "fuck it" and floor it through the red light because I have been drinking and have loads of beer in the car. I floor it through back roads and the cops never followed us by some dumb luck.

Anyways back to the rest of the story:

After she rubs my dick she says it's getting late and I told her yeah I need to go. I drop her off at her house out in the country. When I get back home I call Bryan tell him I am getting my beer and coming to his dorm and we are fucking shit up. He gets excited and said yeah come down lets do this. Before I leave it is now 5:00 I get a call from her saying "I need a place to stay again my ex is coming and will beat the shit out of me if I am here." I panic and tell her yes she can stay but, I'm not gonna be home till around 1-2am. She asked why and I said "I am going straight down town after hanging with my dad."

If interested I will tell you guys part 3

 

[Dtrom 10+ year member]

More damnit!

 

[murph 10+ year member]

Sorry about the spelling and grammar boys. I should type this in word but, I corrected a lot of it after reading it over. Alright it will take me awhile to type up part 3 but, it is great.

 

[Dtrom 10+ year member]

Sorry about the spelling and grammar boys. I should type this in word but, I corrected a lot of it after reading it over. Alright it will take me awhile to type up part 3 but, it is great.

Tag me or somethin I'm goin to bed lol

 

[murph 10+ year member]

Tag me or somethin I'm goin to bed lol

Alright.

 

[murph 10+ year member]

Part 3:
Ok so after I told her she can stay over she drives to Petco and waits for Zach to get off work because he can get her into my house. I’m chillin downtown with Byran waiting for it to get time for some drinking. Once it hits 9pm I start drinking I do 10 beer bongs in 30 minutes and chill around while he does some molly. We go out buy some blacks and head to one of his friend’s houses. We get there and they are listening to music taking shots and a few people are dancing. I take this advantage to abuse my free shots. I take 8 free shots in a matter of 15 minutes and start talking with some of the girls there. They get a call from their neighbors to end it so we leave and go to the Hookah bar for the rest of the night. We chill there smoke some hookah and I leave at around 1:15am.

When I get back Zach looks at me pissed off because he has been sitting there comforting her while she was in a little pain again rubbing her stomach. He then goes over and grabs 3 beers from the fridge starts drinking them while next to her. She goes over and complains to him about it and asks if he is an alcoholic while I came back drunk. He gets pissed off and leaves at 2am. She tell me she wants me to sit next to her so I go over there put a blanket over me and sit next to her. She starts telling me that she thinks that she likes me and just can’t handle Zach because he is not right for her. She talked to her friend early today and also said she should be dating me. I was stuck now and I was just like yeah I like you too.

This is when she asks me if she can go upstairs and sleep with me which of course I said yes. We get up there and she strips off her pants and we get in bed. I lay there with my arm around her while she grinds her ass up and down on me. She starts to smile and we made out for a while. She then asks me to fuck her takes my hand and shoves my fingers in her pussy. I start slowly fingering her ridiculously tight pussy. She asks me over and over to fuck her but, I thought I would be betraying Zach. At this point I just said fuck it let’s do this. I get my condom from the car and we laid out a towel. I start fingering her again and barely can squeeze in two fingers. I start sucking on her tits and she said “alright already just fuck me!” I attempted to fuck her but, for some reason could not get a boner whether it be the alcohol or my conscience I could not get it up and stuck my flaccid dick in and out a few times and just called it quits. She got all upset and was so sad. (That was one of the most awkward things that has ever happened to me) After that we went back to cuddling which my bed was not on the spring bed right and I had about 3 inches of my body on the bed. She began snoring like a wild bear and I eventually got up and took a nap in my lazy boy. After 2 hours of the got back and cuddle with her again.

I’ll fill in part 4 tomorrow of Zach reaction
@Dtrom ;

 

[momax_powers 10+ year member]

U need to get rid of that bytch asap

Sounds like worlds of trouble but do it after some more stories

 

[murph 10+ year member]

U need to get rid of that bytch asap
Sounds like worlds of trouble but do it after some more stories

There are another 3 stories to tell plus. I have already gone too far and she said she loves me so... I'm basically fucked.

 

[momax_powers 10+ year member]

There are another 3 stories to tell plus. I have already gone too far and she said she loves me so... I'm basically fucked.

looks like your moving

note: keep a viagra for emergencies like the one u had

 

[murph 10+ year member]

looks like your moving
note: keep a viagra for emergencies like the one u had

I would love to move lol. Whiskey dick is sooo fucking annoying. I fucked her multiple times later on though.

 

[ewadz3006 10+ year member]

Your buddy needs to know the bro code. A new retarded bish is fair game. And if this was me and my friends when i was your age, we would have already ran a train on her.

This was after reading pt 1

 

[ewadz3006 10+ year member]

Part 2

You should have shagged her

before and after the shower.

Too much fail in part 3 to even comment on.

For part 4 you should just give up. Sever ties with the chick.

Btw you f^cked up by letting her know where you live.

 

[momax_powers 10+ year member]

X2 ^

Less thinking with the heart more thinking with the heads