The story of a lifetime

[AxT4430 10+ year member]

[quote name='AxT4430']stories were hilarious, yet written terrible @murph;

I certainly wouldnt call them a lifetime story collage.. More like everyday life of a twenty first century dependent,college student[/QUOTE]

or even younger.. I did this **** in highschool...

 

[murph 10+ year member]

[quote name='AxT4430']stories were hilarious, yet written terrible @murph;

I certainly wouldnt call them a lifetime story collage.. More like everyday life of a twenty first century dependent,college student[/QUOTE]

I didn't title it right but, that's fine. Consider this a rough draft to a story in my book. I plan on writing a book about my many adventures. If you guys think this is great I have many more stories and a few that can top this.

[quote name='04murdalanche']Just read all this ****. In 4 the lulz

You will not be let down.

 

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

No, being stereotypical.

I'm lost, I thought you were trying to troll me.

 

[09civic 5,000+ posts]

I'm lost, I thought you were trying to troll me.

And it was successful.

 

[jtomsic 5,000+ posts]

bro i got stories that would make your head explode if you think this is a crazy story lol. when i was your age i did stupid **** daily.

 

[Dtrom 10+ year member]

Keep tellin yourself that while jerkin to Mila Kunis, bro.

Okay.

 

[T.I.K]

I typed in melborune fl into bing, first link that came up

Melbourne, Florida Gay Men

This represent 99.99% of melbourne.

@Serpent710 ;
What the fuck is with these fegs thinking these 4's are dimes?

 

[jdawg90 10+ year member]

And it was successful.

um... no

 

[toxicity 10+ year member]

I can see why her ex boyfriend beats her lmao

 

[fannin88 10+ year member]

After one night, she wants pics? Should have cut the rope right there. But, vag is vag.

(I'd buy your book)

 

[ewadz3006 10+ year member]

B^tch needs to be slapped around daily..

Murph.... run, run fast, run hard and dont look back. And you and your buddy watch your backs for a while.

 

[murph 10+ year member]

B^tch needs to be slapped around daily..
Murph.... run, run fast, run hard and dont look back. And you and your buddy watch your backs for a while.

Not out of the hole yet things went too far as you will see in part 6-7.

 

[MutantDreams 10+ year member]

Well if you write a book, I'd definately be interested bro, these stories are legit as hell.

 

[Slayerx 10+ year member]

I knew chick was crazy in the first paragraph of first post. And yup, she has those psycho bitch eyes. Have seen those many times, in person and on TV, and when it's on TV it's one of those 48hr mysteries where she killed her boyfriend lol I know someone else has got to know what I mean.

And I've met a few girls just like the one in OPs story, first two I was only 12 years old, and one was my first kiss and she was 22. I won't hijack with stories tho.

And OP, you've gone about 3 parts too far already with a chick like this, I'm worried about what the next few bring lol

 

[momax_powers 10+ year member]

After one night, she wants pics? Should have cut the rope right there. But, vag is vag. (I'd buy your book)

id read it at the book store and then put it back