The story of a lifetime

[mazdakid 5,000+ posts]

Is that really you in your avatar pic lol?

 

[Jerhemy 10+ year member]

This girl sounds nuts. I like my girls a little crazy, but this girl sounds like a head case.

No doubt, when hoes start using death and cancer for drama and shit they got's issues.

 

[hispls 5,000+ posts]

tl;dr

Cliffs: OP got drunk, found a girl who has zero self esteem, and lost his virginity.

Congrats!

 

[mazdakid 5,000+ posts]

the 2 cops sitting behind you didnt do anything when you floored it through a red light?

 

[Jerhemy 10+ year member]

the 2 cops sitting behind you didnt do anything when you floored it through a red light?

Story is full of holes.

Biggest hole being no pics :/

 

[mazdakid 5,000+ posts]

I could understand no pics.

I was pretty nervous my first time with a girl and didnt have time for pics either lol

 

[Jerhemy 10+ year member]

haha this is true. Sounds like it could be his first time getting fucked around by a girl and her female 'powers'.

Should at least be able to get an FB pic or something, I wanna see this cray broad

 

[CaptM 10+ year member]

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[CaptM 10+ year member]

Story of a lifetime? You've got to be fukkin kidding me. Story is full of complete failure from OP

 

[itsblown 10+ year member]

Part 2You should have shagged her

before and after the shower.

Too much fail in part 3 to even comment on.

For part 4 you should just give up. Sever ties with the chick.

Btw you f^cked up by letting her know where you live.

words of wisdom the OP should follow right here ^

 

[Dtrom 10+ year member]

@murph ; we need more.

 

[groundpound4200 5,000+ posts]

You are retarded... you ran into a run-of-the-mill crazy chick and believe every goddamn word she says? Let me clue you in since you're obviously a noob at life. She does not have cancer and most likely is not diabetic either. Her ex, if he even exists, does not beat her. What kind of dude can wind up on a chick and not leave a mark? You are also not the first person she has gone full retard on...

 

[Durango03 10+ year member]

the night was a fail.. you remember WAY to much of it

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

i know that girl. she cra cra, bro. can suck d like a champ tho.