helotaxi
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Kilroy was Here
Donkey piss in a bottle. And people actually pay extra for it. I'll never get it... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif
Kinda like a guy I ran into over here. We have a ration of alcohol at the base. Most all of the beers we have available are European (we have everything made by Guiness AFAIK). This guy has all these really good beers available and he's drinking a frickin' Budweiser. Even PBR is better than Bud.
DBfan187
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Supa's mom was here!
The Olsen twins are 17yrs. old!
They were born on June 13, 1986. They turn 18 on June 13, 2004!
They were born on June 13, 1986. They turn 18 on June 13, 2004!
PopcornPlaya
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that reminds me of this check list:
Beer Symtoms, why, and what to do:
SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him.
SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they have free beer.
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself chained to bar.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar
SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender, take taxi home.
SYMPTOM: Taxi's interior suddenly takes on colorful aspect
and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.
SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.
SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.
SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.
SYMPTOM: Ugly woman in your sights.
FAULT: Insufficient beer intake.
ACTION: Up the dosage.
SYMPTOM: Shins and toes hurt.
FAULT: You've been walking into things.
ACTION: Maintain dosage.
SYMPTOM: Squishy feeling in the hands.
FAULT: You have grabbed hold of a woman's breasts.
ACTION: Duck to avoid boyfriend's fist.
SYMPTOM: Bed is bumping around.
FAULT:Taking an ambulance ride.
ACTION: It's too late, you made an *** of yourself.
Beer Symtoms, why, and what to do:
SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him.
SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they have free beer.
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself chained to bar.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar
SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender, take taxi home.
SYMPTOM: Taxi's interior suddenly takes on colorful aspect
and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.
SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.
SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.
SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.
SYMPTOM: Ugly woman in your sights.
FAULT: Insufficient beer intake.
ACTION: Up the dosage.
SYMPTOM: Shins and toes hurt.
FAULT: You've been walking into things.
ACTION: Maintain dosage.
SYMPTOM: Squishy feeling in the hands.
FAULT: You have grabbed hold of a woman's breasts.
ACTION: Duck to avoid boyfriend's fist.
SYMPTOM: Bed is bumping around.
FAULT:Taking an ambulance ride.
ACTION: It's too late, you made an *** of yourself.
tommyk90
5,000+ posts
THE WHOLE THING!!!
Man, havent' had PBR in a while. Here at school since we have house parties we always have cheap beer($5 all you can drink). I'm used the Busch Light in cans, so anything better than that tastes great. Hell, one of my favorite beers is Coors Light, bottles of course. Even though it is cheap i just really like the taste.
helotaxi
5,000+ posts
Kilroy was Here
Compared to Busch, most anything is the nectar of the gods. "Most" anything. Coors isn't beer so it doesn't count into the "most." Any Malt Liquor also does not count as they are not beer either. I've never been poor enough in my drinking years to bother with shitty beer. Call me a snob but I make too much money to drink crap. If there's nothing else, I'll settle for Miller, but that's as low as I go.
I hate guiness. It taste bad and has low alcohol content. What a rip off. Guiness was made for those that like coffee and like bacon, because that's what it taste like to me.
That beer poem is hillarious.
That beer poem is hillarious.
helotaxi
5,000+ posts
Kilroy was Here
I don't like Guiness itself, but Guiness makes Harp, Kilkenny and one or two others that are quite good. Alcohol content in Guiness (5%) is pretty typical for a mass produced beer. I've seen microbrews with 7% but those are not that common. More than that and you are talking something that is not beer anymore.
well aren't you just so special. your missing out on the great taste of Beast and Natty.
but my favorite beer is Labatt Blue (not popular in South, because they are idiots), but I will drink anything free out of a keg that I run into at parties. It all tastes the same after a few too many anyways.
if you put a lime slice in your corona it tastes ALOT better.
hahahahaha, **** funny man.
helotaxi
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Kilroy was Here
And still barely tolerable.
As opposed to "**** Yankees?" I don't know how dumb we are but I have never seen a Southerner pay to go into a reptile farm, yet they are everywhere in the South. Why? Yankee tourists.
In case you haven't figured it out I am from the South. Labatt isn't horrible but I've had much better. It's not very popular south of the northern border states because it just isn't available. Just like the Beast isn't available in Milwaulkee (kinda funny) and when I was a kid Coors wasn't available east of the Mississippi (no real loss). Taste in beer is very regional. Most regions think that every other region drinks piss water, most regions are correct. Widely popular beers in North America won't pass for beer in most of Europe. There are some excellent beers brewed in America but most of them are of regional availability. New Belgium Brewing makes some good ones that are only available in the Mountian Region of the US. There are some great small breweries in Montana and their beers are only available there or right across the state lines in adjacent states.
DBfan187
5,000+ posts
Supa's mom was here!
There is a reptile house down here where I live and you have to pay to get in. I have seen people do it! You should come down here and see it........
..........and on second thought; DON'T COME DOWN HERE! YOU WILL REGRET EVERY SECOND OF IT!
helotaxi
5,000+ posts
Kilroy was Here
Yankees every one!
I fixed your post.
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