The Olsen twins have matured

[LuNaTiC 10+ year member]

is it just me or does most beers taste the same? thats y i buy the cheep shit b/c it tastes the same to me. $1.45 for a 40 oz. of schaffers. now thats the good stuff. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/toast.gif.bc0657bf54b9ee653b6438524461341e.gif

 

[helotaxi 5,000+ posts]

2L no u can by a 8L can...whats the point...not like u would carry the bastard around.

The beer girl at the Japanese baseball games are there to carry it around. They run through the stands with a small keg on their back and cup dipenser one one side and the tap to the keg clipped to their hip. The keg's bigger than she is most of the time but they do usually choose the cute ones for this job so it's not too bad.

Watching some 90lb 80yr Japanese woman drain one of those 4l beers at a picnic is riot, BTW. 8l is pretty respectable, can you get it from the vending machine, cause that's the kicker. Next machine over has ****, too.

 

[NuGwUaR 10+ year member]

The beer girl at the Japanese baseball games are there to carry it around. They run through the stands with a small keg on their back and cup dipenser one one side and the tap to the keg clipped to their hip. The keg's bigger than she is most of the time but they do usually choose the cute ones for this job so it's not too bad.
Watching some 90lb 80yr Japanese woman drain one of those 4l beers at a picnic is riot, BTW. 8l is pretty respectable, can you get it from the vending machine, cause that's the kicker. Next machine over has ****, too.

hahah nah not in a vending machine..but i agree a 90lb 80yr japanese woman doin that would be fairly hilarious... and nah no **** machines either...we're a bit underprivilged obvioulsy when it comes to vending machines...

 

[helotaxi 5,000+ posts]

we're a bit underprivilged obvioulsy when it comes to vending machines...

I would call you normal, well as normal as Aussies can be anyway //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif. The Japanese just have a thing for vending machines, get's rid of human interaction and all that. Cram that many people into that small a space and you get to the point you want to avoid talking to, looking at or even acknowleging other people.

 

[NuGwUaR 10+ year member]

Yeah i can imagine not the best place to live...no offence...but if some guy with white gloves tried to shuv me in a train, i dont think id handle it all too well. Put if it was a cute chick with a keg on her back...hey thats another story..

 

[awalbert88 10+ year member]

I hate guiness. It taste bad and has low alcohol content. What a rip off. Guiness was made for those that like coffee and like bacon, because that's what it taste like to me.
That beer poem is hillarious.

Don't insult the good name of bacon like that, man!