Oh man, 911 was a cover up. An inside job. The President and his staff just woke up one sunny September morning and said; "Shoot, I think we should crash a few planes today, and kill a few thousand citizens. Then after breakfast, we'll take a few more planes and smash them into two buildings in New York that house some of the most influential business' in the world, send thousands more to their death, and then we'll also crash one of those planes into that silly 5 sided building just down the road so we can see the action first hand at tea time."
"And heres the best part, when it's all said and done, We will have exposed to the world how vulnerable the USA is, instantly begging for any other country that see's fit to come and attack; also we will have killed off a large number of Government Employees, Civil Servants, and citizens, just so we can try out our new bombs in Afghanistan, and go kick the stuffing out of that Sadaam guy in Iraq.
Then we gets the oil's for teh roxor oNe eLeVeNtY!!!!!"
Yep, that covers the details of the conspiracy theory pretty accurately.
Sounds d*mn ridiculous when you stop and think about it for a second.......