The new "Mature driver's act" Bill in Florida

thats stupid...women are allowed to drive at any age and MOST OF THEM svck just as bad as most 16 year olds
Fixed. I taught my G/F to drive at age 26 , yes she didn't have a license until age 26. I bought her a 5 speed 6 cylinder camaro. Made her drive up and down our street for a week until she could shift it correctly. Then i taught her how to drive it on the road and 3 years later she is an awesome driver that can drive pretty much anything. Oh , there was that time when she was 9 months pregnant that she backed my minivan into a telephone pole. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif (no alarm , used to park with the hatch against a pole in our apartment complex's parking lot to hinder theives.)

 
thats stupid...women are allowed to drive at any age and they svck just as bad as most 16 year olds
I have found through a lot of analysis that there are two major issues with MOST women drivers.

1. They are CONSTANTLY tossing their hair. Constantly. Like every 10 seconds. Doesn't help their attention or their preparedness for possible collisions.

2. They don't care about driving. It may not seem like a big issue, but it is. When you care about driving, you are constantly analyzing your every move, and learning from every mistake you make in order to better your driving abilities/habits. Women just drive from A to B, and they always have that look in their face that I can only describe as "they have no idea what they are doing". Then you get a guy driver, and you see the look in his eyes. You see where his hand(s) are on the wheel. They have that body language that lets you know that they are a good driver. Call me crazy, but I stand by what I say.

I find that the statistics that show that women drivers are involved in less collisions than men to be a play on words. From what I can tell, they are involved in many more collisions than men, because they CAUSE half of the collisions. They may not get hit, like if they start to pull into your lane and you attempt to avoid them to no avail, and crash into the barrier/ditch/other vehicles. They leave unscathed, and the source of the issue.

 
Fixed. I taught my G/F to drive at age 26 , yes she didn't have a license until age 26. I bought her a 5 speed 6 cylinder camaro. Made her drive up and down our street for a week until she could shift it correctly. Then i taught her how to drive it on the road and 3 years later she is an awesome driver that can drive pretty much anything. Oh , there was that time when she was 9 months pregnant that she backed my minivan into a telephone pole. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif (no alarm , used to park with the hatch against a pole in our apartment complex's parking lot to hinder theives.)
Ouch!!

My neighbor's wife just learned to drive about 6 months ago for the first time. She is 42.

They still have the same car so far so I guess she is doing good.

 
hell think about it like this, how many of you have kids? how many have had a 3yr old get into something that you don't want them into like a cookie jar. so what do you do, you take it and put it on top of the fridge right? ok now if kids are so stupid then how the hell is it that 2 days later that same kid has those cookies again? and you always have that problem til you teach them.

 
Ouch!!
My neighbor's wife just learned to drive about 6 months ago for the first time. She is 42.

They still have the same car so far so I guess she is doing good.
She didn't hurt it. A little stomping on the top of the bumper took the crinkle in the plastic bumper right out. No harm , no foul. She was so pregnant she couldnt turn around in the seat and was using the mirror to back up.

 
Fixed. I taught my G/F to drive at age 26 , yes she didn't have a license until age 26. I bought her a 5 speed 6 cylinder camaro. Made her drive up and down our street for a week until she could shift it correctly. Then i taught her how to drive it on the road and 3 years later she is an awesome driver that can drive pretty much anything. Oh , there was that time when she was 9 months pregnant that she backed my minivan into a telephone pole. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif (no alarm , used to park with the hatch against a pole in our apartment complex's parking lot to hinder theives.)
Good for you. All women should be taught this way.

My mom is a HORRENDOUS driver. She scares the living shit out of me. The main reasons are her lack of attention, and the fact that she cannot manage to take a corner smoothly. A normal person takes a corner like so: ( She, however, takes a corner like this: { It's probably because she sits all the way forward, practically with her chin over the steering wheel, and hands at 11:30 and 12:30.

 
True, just like a gun sitting loaded on a table will NEVER hurt anyone(except with "acts of god") Just like a 1000hp supra will never hurt anyone. Now insert the human factor.

shit gets dangerous.
Woot for Supra! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 
Hahahaha //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif I mean, that's terrible for you, but just proves our point.
Ya,

the last one was about a year ago. I got hit by this ***** driving a Yukon while she was....TEXTING....

I was stopped for a light and she pushed me into the back of an E350 Ford van.

Yep, ouch on that one.

 
Ya,
the last one was about a year ago. I got hit by this ***** driving a Yukon while she was....TEXTING....

I was stopped for a light and she pushed me into the back of an E350 Ford van.

Yep, ouch on that one.
I feel terrible when I text and drive. At least I'm not like women who really do think they can properly text and drive. I know I can't properly text and drive, nobody can. I don't care who you are. Your driving skills are diminished the second you glance at that phone.

 
Texting is a huuuuuuuuge problem for accidents....and cell phones. Thats why they are ban now in Alberta while driving. You can get pretty hefty fines if caught now. Personally I think a texting while driving ticket should be worth $500 or more.

 
I feel terrible when I text and drive. At least I'm not like women who really do think they can properly text and drive. I know I can't properly text and drive, nobody can. I don't care who you are. Your driving skills are diminished the second you glance at that phone.

Its a proven fact, that a person can drive better intoxicated than texting.

 
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