Tappins got something coming

[ace_800 5,000+ posts]

So I don't have much time left on this earth but I meet this gorgous looking grandma a few weeks ago and decided to try to get into one more beaver. Only problem is that she lives with her no good, want to be grandson. He drives this old honda accord and is always bringing home these fat girls. I'm not sure how he even get these girls honestly. He must giving these girls that, what do you youngens call it, ruffies? Normally he's coming out of the room after less than 5 minutes to drive her wherever he takes her. Back when I was his age thats how long it took me to get her off.

So anyways he went away to juvy for stealing some candy from the local grocer and skipping school to many times and I had my way with his grandma. I had to break out the old suits to wine and dine her. She was cooking for me, I was laying around eating all the food in the place. Hadn't been able to eat this often since my army days back in the 50's and 60's. I had my, pimp back, that still what its called now?

Unfortunately this whipersnapper came back into the picture. He was on probation and one more time getting in trouble would be going away for a long time. So I decided to get rid of this youngbuck and have this trailer to me and my new lady.

He came back from taking he fat water buffalo wherever and I started to tell his lazy behind that he needed to get his own place. His scrawny behind puffed up his chest too me and in the back of my mind he reminded me of the funny looking fake tough guys back in my day. I smiled and asked him if he wanted to say something to me. I saw it coming and let it happen.....his little 4" "gun", as I hear him say pumping himself up in the mornings, swung on me and I leaned in a little to take the "brunt" of it.

I turned my head, to make him feel he did something and fell to the ground. Quicky rubbing some dirt on my face like I fell hard. I pulled one of my fake teeth out and bite my lip hard enought to bleed to make is seem even more real. Made me think back to my POW days in the Korean War, damn bastards.

Little did he know that I had my grandson taping from behind another trailer. I had that turned into the local police today and they took pictures of my "injuries". Obviously told them I wanted to press charges and said he seem to be acting like he was on that Marijuwana. Little did he know he was smoking the worst stuff in town, full of seeds and stuff. With my marijuwana card I only get the best. Soon the little boy will be gone for a while.

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[SourDeez 10+ year member]

orielly auto parts?

 

[raptor727 10+ year member]

lulz lovin it

 

[groundpound4200 5,000+ posts]

O-o-o-o'reilly's

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[BoomBoxStereo 10+ year member]

i used too many like-button-clicks, but i do like this. a lot.

 

[garretttt4 10+ year member]

I'm so lost It's not even funny...

 

[OmegaBunny 10+ year member]

I'm so lost It's not even funny...

Read this first...

http://www.caraudio.com/forums/thunderdome-forum-members-only/561755-beat-up-old-man.html

 

[Jes 42 10+ year member]

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[Dtrom 10+ year member]

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Fail

 

[SourDeez 10+ year member]

We're back on the chain, gang gang.... OHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH

 

[Dtrom 10+ year member]

Toast

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

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