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[blackman 10+ year member]

this one makes me stop.....im done for the day.....I think i threw up......

Stranger: heyy

You: m or f?

Stranger: f

You: how are you/

Stranger: how about you sweety

You: m

You: age?

Stranger: perfect :]

Stranger: 22

You: nice

Stranger: you?

You: size? and im 27 (really im 17)

Stranger: DD 36

You: location?

Stranger: Michigan

You: pics?

Stranger: on my laptop, no pics

You: webcam?

You: myspace?

Stranger: um no and lost my password, never got around to it

You: facebook/

Stranger: hate facebook

Stranger: so confusing

You: u got it though/

Stranger: i tried it once but deleted it

You: u ever try anal?

Stranger: yeah about an hour ago

Stranger: you?

You: want to in about another hour?

Stranger: yeah ;]

Stranger: no actaully

Stranger: my mom just got home

Stranger: shit

You: we can go out

Stranger: i can stay on but not today sweetie

You: u got anypics anywhere?

You: u ever been pounded by a black guy?

Stranger: no

You: wanna be?

Stranger: how bout we have chat secx hmm?

Stranger: ******

You: dont worry ill bring my wheelchair for afterwards when ur soar

Stranger: ok...i slowly shed my clothes but you see an unnaturally large mole right above my *****

Stranger: it is hairy

Stranger: and oozrs black goo

Stranger: but you disregard that

Stranger: and stick your wang in my hoohaa

Stranger: pull it out then look through my key hole and see dried poop nuggets suspended on greasy gray anal hairs

You: We have logged your IP address. This is the Federal Bureau of Investigation, you may have violated U.S. Judicial Code:252112546 , We ask that you close the server at this time.

Connection imploded.

 

[Crzy 10+ year member]

not that funny just found it funny he questioned if i was from 4chan

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: Hey!

You: asl

Stranger: what?

You: how new to the internet are you?

You: i said ASL nikka

You: ASL!?!?!?!?!?!

Stranger: mhmm

Stranger: you're from 4chan?

Stranger: or somethin like that?

You: it means age *** location

Stranger: ou

You: ha no not 4chan i visit there though

Stranger: i hate that place

You: you guys are getting invaded huh

You: who wants to talk to strangers anyway?

You: id rather send you a virus

Stranger: bored people

Stranger: send it,i dont care

You: ***transfer 100% completed***

You: uhoh ur ****ed

Stranger: i dont care

Stranger: i dont have any interesting things on my pc,so u cant steal anything

Stranger: just some movie

You: already backed up all ur pr0n?

You have disconnected.

he got boring, ill try to do a better one

site is a good time killer tho

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

alright who asked for a double sided *****?

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Oh man, my stomach is hurting over reading some of those.

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

lmao

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: i am afghani

You: want to joke?

Stranger: nice

Stranger: go for it

You: kncok kncok

Stranger: whos there?

You: alalalalalalalalalalall

Stranger: alalalalalaala who?

You: BOOM!!!!!!!

You have disconnected.

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

heh

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hey joe

You: ok

You: i guess im joe now

You: actually

You: my name is

Stranger: if you're not joe, who are you?

You: heywood jablowme

Stranger: oh, how funny

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[xNaStYx 10+ year member]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: I'm Black

Stranger: ok

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: i usually bake pies on wednesday

Stranger: trolls trolling trolls?

You: my penis is a troll

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: omg

You: hai2u

You: boi or grl?

Stranger: I HAVE *****

You: so you are a man?

Stranger: MAYBE

You: well then go **** yourself

Stranger: I GUESS I WOULD HAVE MOOBS THEN

You: you just lost the game

Stranger: **** WHAT WOULD MY PRIZE HAVE BEEN

You: my **** in your ***

Stranger: MY COWORKER IS SAD

You: ok

You: then **** him

Stranger: CAN HE HAVE THE PRIZE?

You: no

You: no one can

Stranger: PLEASE

You: want to know why/

Stranger: SURE

You: cause im the juggernaut *****

Stranger: I LIKE RIDDLES

You have disconnected.

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: do you like me?

Stranger: ;D

You: neat

Stranger: sure if your a guy

You: alright this is starting out great

Stranger: ha guess so

You: we are already dating

You: when we gonna poke?

Stranger: how old are you btw

You: like within 5 years of 15

Stranger: ha im hopeing not 5

Stranger: cause im 16

Stranger: and that would be illegal

You: im 11

Stranger: oh gross

You: my weiner is huge

Stranger: im sure it is

You: like as big as a chap stick

You: nice eh?

Stranger: ha good job at lest your honest

Stranger: do you even have nuts yet kid

You: they are inside my belly

You: one dropped a couple weeks ago i guess

Stranger: ? one

You: i just have one looks cool though

You: so

Stranger: ha thats lovely lets hope the other drops or you will be like one of my friends he only has one

You: you bit it off?

You: thats sick

You: GROSS

Stranger: yeah totaly did

You: one time my mom said i need to wipe better because my whitey tighties were lookin like browny frownies

You: you know?

Stranger: thats pretty gross

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Stranger: what game did i lose

You: i make the rules, and you lost.

You: sorry

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

i got a guy going right now so good, im posing as a girl and we are *cybering*

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

i got a guy going right now so good, im posing as a girl and we are *cybering*

I'm pretty sure that makes you gay

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

its kinda long, (what she said)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: yo

You: boy or girl?

Stranger: boy u

You: girl

You: want to cyber?

You: how old are you?

Stranger: 18

Stranger: u

Stranger: im down by the way

You: im 23

You: go ahead you start

Stranger: um how does on e go about starting

You: think of a scene

You: use your imagination

You: you want me to start?

Stranger: how bout in the middle of a dessert

Stranger: desert

You: ok

Stranger: either one actually

You: you want me to start?

Stranger: yea go

You: ok

You: we just finished a romantic dinner and we are walking up to my apartment

Stranger: you let me in and i look around, its way nicer than i expected

You: thanks, would like a drink?

Stranger: yea just a beer i think

You: *gets one from the fridge* there ya go

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: i had a very nice time tonight by the way

You: me too

You: *things start heating up*

You: are you thinking what im thinking?

Stranger: i passionately stick my tongue in your mouth

You: i respond quickly and start rubbing up on you

Stranger: my hand moves slowly from your waste down to your ***, i squeeze gently

You: mmmmmm, i start to massage your **** through your pants

Stranger: i unhook your bra and start lightly twisting one of your nipples with one hand while my other goes down the back of your pants

You: *moans* oh my god, i start push your head down to my breasts

Stranger: i **** on your hard nipple and unbutton my pants for easier access

You: i reach down and massage your **** before giving you the best blowjob of your life

Stranger: i pull u up and start kissing u before slowly kissing down your chest and unbuttoning your pants at the same time

You: without notice i pull down my pants and shove my **** into your mouth and down your throat causing you to gag

Stranger: and i like it

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[Twisted_0912 10+ year member]

this guy knew about teh funky pups

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: ZomgHi2u!!

Stranger: whats that?

You: a website

You: caraudio.com/forum

You: thats where the pic is from

Stranger: i got subs in that truck im standing in front of

You: lol

You: wat kind

Stranger: funky pups

You: lol u know about the?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! omg

You: cant turn it up without ruining th space time continuim

Stranger: know about what? i went to a local shop down here in alabama and i asked for the best subs for 1k and they gave me 2 funky pups

You: ****

You: i have 6 funky pup 12s

Stranger: ya they really loud. ive shattered my windshield 2 times

You: easly 250db

Stranger: and my car stalls when the bass hits

You: harcore shit

Stranger: ya i bought a 50 farad cap

Stranger: for 200 dollars

You: **** is it boss??

Stranger: its mad tight

You: or pyramid or pyle

Stranger: its power acoustic

You: **** with the blue leds

You: shit prolly hounds

Stranger: ya all the hoes love it when i pull up to da club with the leds bumping with the bass

You: mia, im a cop

You: lol

You: teh f&tf

You:

You: look at it

Stranger: ya thats what my sub looks like

You: yea

You: got six

Stranger: wow im a have to up my game them playa

You: fo sho

You: http://s451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/Twisted_0912/?action=view&current=IMG_2948-1.jpg

Stranger: mabye go with the sony that are the not circle shaped

You: get on my level

You: yeah sony ftw

You: http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/Twisted_0912/IMG_2942.jpg

You: again

Stranger: **** dawg first time i seen someone else with funky pups

Stranger: they told me id probably be the only one to have them cuz they so good

You: yea they are rediculous

You: lol got mine for 12 shipped apiece cause there was noobs selling them

Stranger: what????

You: iknow right

Stranger: i got ripped off then **** im about ot take my shot gun up there and shoot up the place.

Stranger: for real homie?

Stranger: dont be trippin right now

Stranger: or else im have to get my money back

You: yea roll up there with ya *****s and drive by that place

You: fo realz

Stranger: **** they bout to be ***** by my big black ****

You: http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/Twisted_0912/IMG_3092.jpg

You: like my ox skillz

You: box**

Stranger: it looks like mine cept mine just has two holes in it for the subs and them 2 to make it louder they said.

You: u h\z teh flared ports??

You: haz**

Stranger: nah i said just have holes 2 holes they said it suppsed ot make it louder

You: yea well i gotta go

Stranger: alright playa keep it real

 

[99grandprixGT 5,000+ posts]

this guy knew about teh funky pups
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: ZomgHi2u!!

Stranger: whats that?

You: a website

You: caraudio.com/forum

You: thats where the pic is from

Stranger: i got subs in that truck im standing in front of

You: lol

You: wat kind

Stranger: funky pups

You: lol u know about the?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! omg

You: cant turn it up without ruining th space time continuim

Stranger: know about what? i went to a local shop down here in alabama and i asked for the best subs for 1k and they gave me 2 funky pups

You: ****

You: i have 6 funky pup 12s

Stranger: ya they really loud. ive shattered my windshield 2 times

You: easly 250db

Stranger: and my car stalls when the bass hits

You: harcore shit

Stranger: ya i bought a 50 farad cap

Stranger: for 200 dollars

You: **** is it boss??

Stranger: its mad tight

You: or pyramid or pyle

Stranger: its power acoustic

You: **** with the blue leds

You: shit prolly hounds

Stranger: ya all the hoes love it when i pull up to da club with the leds bumping with the bass

You: mia, im a cop

You: lol

You: teh f&tf

You:

You: look at it

Stranger: ya thats what my sub looks like

You: yea

You: got six

Stranger: wow im a have to up my game them playa

You: fo sho

You: http://s451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/Twisted_0912/?action=view&current=IMG_2948-1.jpg

Stranger: mabye go with the sony that are the not circle shaped

You: get on my level

You: yeah sony ftw

You: http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/Twisted_0912/IMG_2942.jpg

You: again

Stranger: **** dawg first time i seen someone else with funky pups

Stranger: they told me id probably be the only one to have them cuz they so good

You: yea they are rediculous

You: lol got mine for 12 shipped apiece cause there was noobs selling them

Stranger: what????

You: iknow right

Stranger: i got ripped off then **** im about ot take my shot gun up there and shoot up the place.

Stranger: for real homie?

Stranger: dont be trippin right now

Stranger: or else im have to get my money back

You: yea roll up there with ya *****s and drive by that place

You: fo realz

Stranger: **** they bout to be ***** by my big black ****

You: http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/Twisted_0912/IMG_3092.jpg

You: like my ox skillz

You: box**

Stranger: it looks like mine cept mine just has two holes in it for the subs and them 2 to make it louder they said.

You: u h\z teh flared ports??

You: haz**

Stranger: nah i said just have holes 2 holes they said it suppsed ot make it louder

You: yea well i gotta go

Stranger: alright playa keep it real

thats great