Talk to strangers

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

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You: asl

Stranger: asl

You: 13 f california

Stranger: 13??

You: yes

Stranger: have a nice day

You: u?

Stranger: 26

You: we can be best friends maybe?

Stranger: best friends?

Stranger: with someone of 13?µ

You: This is steve hansen with dateline nbc

You: busted molester

Stranger: haha

Stranger: lol

Stranger: i denied so i'm not busted

You: but seriously, once you leave your house a cop is going to tackle you

You: you will be sprayed with bear mace, and kicked in the balls

Stranger: if you say so

Stranger: they gonna have one problem

You: you have aids

You: and your anemic?

You: gross

You: nobody wants your aids pal

Stranger: if they wanna travel all the way to belgium, they're sure welcome

You: They are eating your chocolate

You: and im not talking about candy

Stranger: it's a pitty there are always these idiots

You: yeah

Stranger: like you

You: i know

Stranger: is that your sense of humour

You: you're the one on a stranger chat

You: im just here to talk to gay tards like yourself

Stranger: yup that's why you're also on it

Stranger: you have a mission

Stranger: loser

You: why don't you go kill a jew, and snort some anthrax

You: ?

You: what now

You: dance*

Stranger: yeah what now

You: you just got served biotch

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: dunder mifflin, this is pam

You: this is lord higgenbottom

Stranger: who the hell is that

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi Stranger

You: ahoy matey

Stranger: Whats Youre Name?

You: Rick

Stranger: Hi Im Edward

Stranger: How Old Are You?

You: More than you can afford pal!

Stranger: Dude

Stranger: Are You Gay?

Stranger: :|

You: Only on the weekends

Stranger: Oh Great

You: I know right

Stranger: So You Fuck Women On The Weekdays

Stranger: And Pass The *** On Gay Guys

Stranger: Do You Use The Same Condom On Them?

You: *** is of no objection when money is involved

You: Ribbed, for their pleasure

Stranger: Sorry I Only Like Women

You: Gives me better traction in the mud

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: Hello

Stranger: are you a girl?

You: I am Akbar from Pakistan

Stranger: gr8

You: male

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Stranger: i'm Nick from France

You: I like goats

Stranger: XD

You: Greetings Nick from France

You: Do you like goats?

Stranger: only when i put my dick in their ***.

You: sometimes I maturbate into my tuban

Stranger: oh great

Stranger: pics?

You: I don't know how to do that

Stranger: oh yeah you don't have any cameras in Pakistan

You: I got a rocket launcher for Christmas

You: from my uncle Ahmed

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: so you're also a dead terrorist

You: not dead

Stranger: why do you celebrate Xmas if you are muslim

You: I'm alive like Johnny 5

Stranger: oh yeag

You: I'm not muslim

Stranger: ok

You: I grew up in a British missionary

Stranger: have you ever put cherries in your ***?

You: no

Stranger: you should

You: but I have taken a few from several goats

Stranger: lool

You: do you like goat milk?

Stranger: yeah i do

You: it's very salty when I get it freshly

Stranger: with me cereals

Stranger: XD

You: the females goats are esy to milk

You: but the males

You: it takes them a while to get them worked up

You: but once they get going you'll need a bucket

Stranger: you should go to learnmasturbating.com

You: is that in the bible?

Stranger: yeah it is

Stranger: srlsy are you from the US?

You: no Pakistan

Stranger: ...

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[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

I think you broke it db

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

works for me

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: air is free

You: ask me how I know

Stranger: how do you know

You: I'm Jewish

Stranger: .... i don't get it

You: me and my father fought over a penny once

You: now we have this long piece of copper wire

Stranger: oh. i get it. you're trying to make some kind of half hearted attempt to make a joke off of the stereotype that Jewish people are cheap. How original.

You: but I'm Jewish

You: and cheap

You: I got this sweet dradle

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[CrispedUp 10+ year member]

i have yet to see teh funnies

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

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Stranger: Hy

You: 0mghai2u

Stranger: :O Y'okays?

You: I'm a pirate

You: arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg

Stranger: I'mahighwayman!

Stranger: A dandy highwayman!

You: like Johnny Cash

Stranger: Or Adam Ant x)

You: no Merrel Haggard

Stranger: Wwe're both petty criminals then. Robbed much today?

You: just some candy from a little boy

You: he wouldn't get in my van

Stranger: Not very piratey //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

I chored myself a dashing golden carriage.

Stranger: Van? Nopirate ship?

You: didn't have the gold for a down payment

Stranger: Oh, tis a shame!

You: aye

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Stranger: Did you at least shoot the salesman?

You: it's got a sweet crows nest on it tho

Stranger: Ooh, how lovely ;P

You: he shivered me timbers

Stranger: Ahahahaha, That's great to hear

You: then I made him walk ye plank on I-75

Stranger: Argh just the way I like it *shoots pistol in air*

You: he went SPALT right into the concrete ocean

Stranger:

You: then the hammerhead semi sharks finished him off

Stranger: Hahaha, a fine death for any good man

You: aye

You: tried to tax me

Stranger: HOW DARE HE! Pirates aren't taxable commoditites

You: aye

You: I told him

Stranger: You showed him too!

You: Motherfucker I'm the Juggernaut bitch!

You: 1/3 Rick James

Stranger: I must go, the Queen is said to be on the highway, she has much golden goods for me to steal!

You: Then I SLAPPED him off ye plank

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[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

You: hello dere

Stranger: heya

You: how are you today

Stranger: pretty **** good

Stranger: you?

You: pretty **** average

Stranger: oh no!

You: oh yes

Stranger: that's disappointing.

You: its alright

Stranger: well, i think you should cheer up.

You: how would i go about doing that?

Stranger: use your imagination!

You: what if that doesn't work?

Stranger: do a dance, sing a song! listen to your heart!

You: last time i did that i ended up in jail

Stranger: oh.

Stranger: well, there's a line, and you crossed it.

Stranger: be more careful.

You: apparently that line was a 12 yr olds panties

Stranger: oh, THAT line

Stranger: i can't blame you though, it's so **** tempting.

You: i know right?

You: some people just don't get it

You: but i did.... BA-ZING!

Stranger: OH SNAP

 

[CrispedUp 10+ year member]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: stranger danger

Stranger: indeed

You: do i scare you?

Stranger: nahhh

You: even if im sitting in my van at an elementary school

Stranger: lol even then

You: even when there is a kid tied up in the back

You: i call him willy

Stranger: well goood for youuu

You: you should join us. ill let you get round or 2 out of him

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[davidfre21 5,000+ posts]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hy

You: 0mghai2u

Stranger: :O Y'okays?

You: I'm a pirate

You: arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg

Stranger: I'mahighwayman!

Stranger: A dandy highwayman!

You: like Johnny Cash

Stranger: Or Adam Ant x)

You: no Merrel Haggard

Stranger: Wwe're both petty criminals then. Robbed much today?

You: just some candy from a little boy

You: he wouldn't get in my van

Stranger: Not very piratey //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

I chored myself a dashing golden carriage.

Stranger: Van? Nopirate ship?

You: didn't have the gold for a down payment

Stranger: Oh, tis a shame!

You: aye

Stranger: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Stranger: Did you at least shoot the salesman?

You: it's got a sweet crows nest on it tho

Stranger: Ooh, how lovely ;P

You: he shivered me timbers

Stranger: Ahahahaha, That's great to hear

You: then I made him walk ye plank on I-75

Stranger: Argh just the way I like it *shoots pistol in air*

You: he went SPALT right into the concrete ocean

Stranger:

You: then the hammerhead semi sharks finished him off

Stranger: Hahaha, a fine death for any good man

You: aye

You: tried to tax me

Stranger: HOW DARE HE! Pirates aren't taxable commoditites

You: aye

You: I told him

Stranger: You showed him too!

You: Motherfucker I'm the Juggernaut bitch!

You: 1/3 Rick James

Stranger: I must go, the Queen is said to be on the highway, she has much golden goods for me to steal!

You: Then I SLAPPED him off ye plank

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prob my fav so far

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I know that one had me rolling.

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: hi

Stranger: how are you?

You: good enough to **** your mother

Stranger: lol

Stranger: youre a ***

You: ok

You: im ****ing your mom

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi my name is mark and im a registered *** offender.The court requires me to disclose that to you before we begin our conversation

You: please respond

Stranger: uh

Stranger: bye

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