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[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

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Stranger: hey

You: hey hows it goin

Stranger: not to bad

Stranger: and you

You: pretty decent start to a saturday so far, were r u from

Stranger: china

Stranger: are u from?

You: but you type english, speak english fine? Im from Canada

Stranger: my english is poor

Stranger: i just want to improve my english in this way

You: oh cool, are you a boy or girl

Stranger: welcome

Stranger: boy, i guess you r a boy too

Stranger: have you been china

You: nope, female, just looking for someone to start some steamy chat with, im kinda lonely

Stranger: ah,if you do not mind,we can make friend

Stranger: so we can chat frequently

You: well if you dont mind, how about you tell me some of the things you would to do me if I was infront of you *****

You: dont keep me waiting

Stranger: maybe that is depends on your appearence

You: we dont have appearance on the internet

Stranger: so how is your look like?

Stranger: that is nothing,i can image you are a beauty

You: look like?? LISTEN you stupid jap fvck, when a girl is asking you what you would do to her if she was infront of you *****. Fvckin represent your cack and throw it down on the table, dont be a pvssy *** bltch. Fvck you, you aint getting this punani. Fvckin zipperhead

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hes from china and therefore not a JAP.... Jap = Japanese.........

 

[WOT]

Same yellow skinned motha fvckas to me

 

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[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hello, hello

You: why hello there

Stranger: what do you mean "why"? is just a "hii" o/

You: clearly you're not fluent in speaking english or you'd realize that's a form of friendly greeting.

Stranger: anh, I just think is an other way to say "hi", can't I use it?

You: You are correct, and no you can't, it's licensed under ca.com and is restricted.

Stranger: oh D:

Stranger: lol

Stranger: so, where are u from?

You: I am from Kentucky

Stranger: never heard about o_o

You: you've never heard of kentucky burbon? You've never drowned your sorrows in a bottle of Jack Daniels on a saturday night when you realize you've got no friends in the world and your dating life is non-existant?

Stranger: what Juack Daniels has to do with Kentucky? is it made there?

You: Yes, it's made here right down the road from me.

Stranger: cool =O

You: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

Stranger: ah.. no

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

i remember this ha ha

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

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Stranger: hi

You: Mia, i'm a cop.

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: 18 male

You: Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning

Stranger: so?

You: wanna know my name?

You: Brian Spilner.

Stranger: umm

You: I'll see you in the desert next month. Be ready to have your *** handed to you.

Stranger: i wanna a friend to be with me

You: Ever since I met you, I've been undercover. I'm a cop.

You: Mia, I'm a cop.

Stranger: .....

You: A couple of Nissan SR20's would pull a premium one week before race wars.

Stranger: why

You: I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.

Stranger: really?

You: You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?

Stranger: what?

 

[k_schutte 10+ year member]

You: If I wash my dick.... will you **** it?

Stranger: no

You: dirty **** sucker

Stranger: no

You: yes

You: you said youwouldn't **** it if i washed it...

You: that makes you a dirty **** sucker

Stranger: u have a sick mind

You: Ever had your ******* licked by a fat man in an over coat?

Stranger: god u r strange

You: God has nothing to do with it

You: fukkin racist

Stranger: no but he created us you

You: you may be....

You: I'm a test tube baby

Stranger: it figures

You: have you ever wondered what it would be like to **** a bowl of Jello?

Stranger: is that all u want to talk about?

You: no....

You: we can talk about other stuff....

You: have you ever wondered what it would be like to **** a bowl of pudding?

Stranger: one track mind

You: it's much more fun if you hide razor blades in the pudding before you **** it!

You: keeps you on yours toes... plus that way when you eat it afterwards you can pretend it is strwberry

You: when you where young did you ever get beat with a rubber hose?

Stranger: no

Stranger: did you?

You: Yes... but it was filled with lead

You: I enjoyed it

Stranger: I'm sure u did

You: so we gona **** or what?

Stranger: no

You: why not? I spent the last 5 minutes romancing you and I get nothing?

You: your a ****in tease!

You: what was all that talk about ******* my dirty **** then?

Stranger: u r crazy

You: crazy about you

You: we should get married

Stranger: u dont know me

You: in vegas... by elvis and an alien while they are fukkin

Stranger: as i said one track mind

You: I knwo you are a dirty **** sucker... That's the most important thing in a relationship for me!

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You: Hi

Stranger: hello

You: How are you?

Stranger: how r u

Stranger: haha^^

You: touche

Stranger: im great abit sleepy

Stranger: u

You: same here

You: Just put the kid back in his cage for a nap...

Stranger: aaaa~~

You: he likes it in there

You: the dogs give him plenty of space and they share their food and water so...

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[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

i loved the fast and the furious ones. lol.

 

[WOT]

Moar!!!!

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Stranger: With Roots Above and Branches Below

You: What did someone hang you in a tree? I thought that kinda stuff didn't happen anymore?

Stranger: yeah "/

Stranger: it was some guy

Stranger: in a white costume

Stranger: with a point hat

You: nice.

You: your troll power is strong!

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Stranger: !

Stranger: i can feel it

Stranger: IN THE BUTT!

Stranger: haha

You: hahahahahaha

Stranger: why do ppl ask

Stranger: m/f

Stranger: does it rly

Stranger: ****ing matter

You: Doubt it. Pretty sure most people lie anyways

Stranger: yeeeee

Stranger: i always say im a chick

Stranger: haha

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[bhmudder11 10+ year member]

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You: yo

Stranger: hi

You: do you spit or swallow?

Stranger: what?

You: ****?

Stranger: ?

You: i like ****

You: you like ****?

Stranger: whats ****?

You: you are a **** douchbag

You: **** on my balls

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[denim 5,000+ posts]

Winnar!!

 

 

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Stranger: hi

You: hello stranger

Stranger: hows it going?

You: ok found this link on CA.com

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[denim 5,000+ posts]

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Stranger: hi asl plz..

You: it says asl is boring

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[tEh ShOcKeR]

Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi asl plz..

You: it says asl is boring

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