Talk to strangers

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yo

Stranger: heyy

You: sup

Stranger: nm u?

You: bored

Stranger: me too

You: i got to tell you somthing

Stranger: go for it

You: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\

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|_______`._____________|_________|_______:

.\________|____________|_________\|_______|

_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:

__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|

___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|

____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|

______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|

_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/

_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/

______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\

_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\

_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|

____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|

____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|

____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|

____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_

___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|

___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|

___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|

__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|

Stranger: _______|_____________\__________|______|

|_______`._____________|_________|_______:

.\________|____________|_________\|_______|

_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:

__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|

___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|

____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|

______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|

_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/

_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/

______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\

_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\

_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|

____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|

____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|

____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|

____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_

___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|

___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|

___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|

__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|

Stranger: god dammit you beat me

You: haha

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ?

You: you there?

You: guess not

You: what the ****

You: where are you

You: come one

You: come on

You: i know your there

You: what the ****

You: ******

Stranger: im under your bed

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yo

You: you suk dik

Stranger: this girl i just talked to left to go hang herself

Stranger: because her ***** were puny

You: ok thats great

You: stupid *****

Stranger: so stupid

You: man i guess she lost the game

Stranger: probably

 

[DownSouth954 10+ year member]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Stranger?

You: Danger stranger

You: is always in supply of candy

You: and lost puppies

Stranger: Ah dangerous stranger, excellent

You: and I drive a white panel van

You: with tinted windows

Stranger: Sneaky

You: i park outside elementary school playgrounds

Stranger: dirty

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

They left before it got interesting //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[CrispedUp 10+ year member]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: hi

Stranger: how are you

You: bored

You: how are you

Stranger: dont be bored, you have omegle

Stranger: im good

You: thats why im on omegle

Stranger: isnt it fun?

You: yes, especially when

You: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\

|_______|_____________\__________|______|

|_______`._____________|_________|_______:

.\________|____________|_________\|_______|

_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:

__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|

___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|

____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|

______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|

_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/

_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/

______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\

_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\

_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|

____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|

____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|

____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|

____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_

___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|

___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|

___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|

__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|

You have disconnected.

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yo

You: you suk dik

Stranger: this girl i just talked to left to go hang herself

Stranger: because her ***** were puny

You: ok thats great

You: stupid *****

Stranger: so stupid

You: man i guess she lost the game

Stranger: probably

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yo

Stranger: yo dawg?

You: sup my *****

Stranger: dawg wutup

Stranger: PAUSE

Stranger: what color skin do you think i have

You: white

Stranger: WRONG

Stranger: im black

You: ******

Stranger: racist

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[stocker08 10+ year member]

hmmm, i think i am getting the hang of it???

Stranger: wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You: ok, quick. rice paddy or carrot cake?

Stranger: carrot cake

You: ........................

Stranger: definitely carrot cake

 

[CrispedUp 10+ year member]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: HEY

You: hello

Stranger: how goes it?

Stranger: ..asl?

You: 14/m/ca

Stranger: jeez

 

[CrispedUp 10+ year member]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey!

You: whats your name

You: im john

Stranger: I'm Alicia.

You: i have a big cawk

Stranger: good for you. I bet you **** in bed. bye.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[CrispedUp 10+ year member]

This was not me....

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Welcome to omegle support. How can I help you?

Stranger: are you that person from 5 min ago who said the fbi is coming?

You: No.

Stranger: oh

You: I am omegle support.

Stranger: ok

You: Unless you are a criminal or pedifile, the FBI doesnt want anything to do with you.

Stranger: ok good

You: But

You: I can arrange a visit to your residence, with the click of a button.

Stranger: oh

You: Also, we log all of our users, IP addresses.

Stranger: yeah alot of sites do that

You: We are in full cooperation with all major agencys.

Stranger: why does it keep saying If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

You: Because, it is to protect our users, from imposters. And the real FBI, would not communicate on omegle.

Stranger: oh I see

You: Is there anything else I can help you with?

Stranger: nope

You: Well, have a nice night. Thank you for using omegle.

Stranger: have to get off about to an hero

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: for the help

You have disconnected.

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: alalalalalalalalalalalalalalaal.......boom

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[John3000 10+ year member]

Stranger: hi

You: yo

Stranger: whats up

You: I like jeeps Brah!

Stranger: yea, me too

Stranger: I got a range rover

Stranger: its awsome

You: Nice Jeep Brah

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[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: yop

You: you know this is really stupid right?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: talk with some people

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You: i come on here to sucker punch you in da nuts

Stranger: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

You: we are officially best friends

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[John3000 10+ year member]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: dunder mifflin, this is pam

You: this is lord higgenbottom

Stranger: who the hell is that

Your conversational partner has disconnected.