stripclub issues

[Calikid 5,000+ posts]

last time I went to mexico they did the same thing, U just say ur gonna buy alotta beer and they bring u and ur friends a buncha girls. And it was like $40-60 for 1/2 hour in the little rooms if i remeber right, i think u got ripped off. lol //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gifps and its like $10 lap dances

r u sure they were girls?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

and its 2 girls for yourself for an hour

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

r u sure they were girls?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

positive, but we goto mexico for the clubs, its always better when u can buy beer legaly //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif (Tijuana btw)

 

[Calikid 5,000+ posts]

positive, but we goto mexico for the clubs, its always better when u can buy beer legaly //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif (Tijuana btw)

yes it is.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Just sit in the back not on the front row and enjoy a couple of brews instead of having to pay every time they come around. Also when they come up and ask you if you want a lap dance you know that you can say NO right! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

The more you say no the better you will be come known as one of the cheap ****ers and they will start to leave you alone, enjoy your beers and the view and try not to spend to much cash.

Nice tips for hiring Mexican hoes on nation AIDS day dumbasses lol.

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

Just sit in the back not on the front row and enjoy a couple of brews instead of having to pay every time they come around. Also when they come up and ask you if you want a lap dance you know that you can say NO right! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif
The more you say no the better you will be come known as one of the cheap ****ers and they will start to leave you alone, enjoy your beers and the view and try not to spend to much cash.

Nice tips for hiring Mexican hoes on nation AIDS day dumbasses lol.

never said u had to do it. $3 for 2 beers and a shot is great deal in the strip clubs.

 

[Hydrastas 10+ year member]

here, most of the people that go to strip clubs just sit around, drink beer, and enjoy the scenery. every once in a while a girl will come to the table and give someone a $20 5 minute lap dance on the spot, but that aside we just hung out. it's always the pervs and pathetic people that will never get any that stand up at the stage for dances or go into the VIP rooms.
are you a perv and/or pathetic person?

the one i go to you don't just stand on the stage, you lay down and put a dollar in your mouth and get pie in your eye lol etc. But no im not a perv or pathetic person, the reason i am so addicted is because the strippers tend to give the people they give lap dances to special attention to make them wanna spend the cash on them. It's funny, i got a lap dance 3 songs in a row from the same stripper and she kept getting frustrated that i wasn't getting "happy" and she tried harder each time to get me there. I don't go there cause im horny, just lonely, perhaps i should just quit my job that pays $1000 bucks a week just so i can get a girlfriend, but with the military coming up quick i doubt i'd be able to do that.

and for everyone else that mentioned just go there and drink, it's a byob bar so they get fully ****, but it's 18 to enter as well and im only 18.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Dude get a paper bag from your local supermarket, find a half decent looking slam pig on craiglist and have a good time until you go into the service. Shit man you sound so depressed it is making me depressed, cheer the **** up and go find your self a chick to chill with, don't forget to mention you are in the service chicks seem to cream over that shit.

When I was underage I used to go to the 18+ clubs and just bring a few nips in with me, problem solved in regards to that.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

here's an idea, dont go. its called self control. learn to use it.

its quite a simple concept, perhaps too simple for most.

 

[tprj82 10+ year member]

Drove for superior moving for 5yrs. What club are you talking about??? Dangerous Curves? Been there plenty too . But for the most part when we go to a strip club we hit delilah's den up.

risque, its like a stone throw from daydreams

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Shit, your young and full of................Yeah!

Your going to bootcamp, so fawk it! Spend away mang!

Wait, WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?

Nevermind, is early here.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I read where some have suggested that you just not go to stripclubs.

But here's the thing. If you go to a place like Chili's, or even a TGI Friday's, the girls that work there are NOT going to take their tops off or give you a lap dance. In fact, it may even be a company policy that they not do those things because all of the girls that work there are that way.

If you are persistent the girls will sometimes call the manager over. Why they do this is beyond me, because I have never seen him give a lap dance either.

So, I may be in the minority here, but I say that if you want to see ******* or get a lap dance, a strip club is THE way to go.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

I read where some have suggested that you just not go to stripclubs.
But here's the thing. If you go to a place like Chili's, or even a TGI Friday's, the girls that work there are NOT going to take their tops off or give you a lap dance. In fact, it may even be a company policy that they not do those things because all of the girls that work there are that way.

If you are persistent the girls will sometimes call the manager over. Why they do this is beyond me, because I have never seen him give a lap dance either.

So, I may be in the minority here, but I say that if you want to see ******* or get a lap dance, a strip club is THE way to go.

I've always had good luck with the guys at the bar.

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

Lol

 

[SAG3 5,000+ posts]

preferably one of the stripers. i lol'd out loud reading this thread.

You laughed out loud, out loud?