stripclub issues

[Army-Killa]

^ wow ^

 

[xxxpower 10+ year member]

ive been to plenty but there was one i went 2 where these girls would do anything when i was in the back she started playing with herself then she told me dont be scared go ahead and **** on here tatas she got pissed cause i said no i told her i bet like 10 guys already sucked on your tatas she just got up and told me to pay her best thing 10 dollar lap dances but ive never spent over 100 dollars at a strip club

 

[jjski78 10+ year member]

Don't worry about your addiction. You're going in the military. Once you experience the strip clubs overseas, you will never want to go to one in the US ever again. My two personal faves were in Crete and in St. Johns Newfoundland. Those were some nice strip clubs!!

 

[Army-Killa]

like I said before if you go overseas try to get to an FKK. Its a Spa/Stripclub/*****house. Every girl is pretty much center fold.

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

Do this strip club have a pool table? If so, it's most likely away from the stage. Hang out near the pool table and play pool all night. Most of the time the girls won't come over. So you get to see the :boobies: and it only costs you the price of the table:laugh:
We had a strip club called daydreams across from where I used to work and that what the guys I used to work with did. But we weren't going to for the :boobies: we were going to shoot some pool and get drunk and it was right across the street. But the :boobies: were definitly some good scenery:naughty:

DAYDREAMS FTW!!!

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

jesus hydrastas you have a major problem //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Tip of advice, stop before you get i'd say 15 dances or else by the time your done it'll feel as if someone kicked you in the nuts 5 or so times. QUOTE]
Yes, we know about the blue balls.

 

[Hydrastas 10+ year member]

lol not blue balls, but the amount of grinding. I've got so many bruises from it i'm glad im not going back anymore.

 

[tprj82 10+ year member]

Risque FTW!!!

edited for ya //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

lol not blue balls, but the amount of grinding. I've got so many bruises from it i'm glad im not going back anymore.

next time tell the girl to take off her panties oh wait that would get ya kicked out

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

you can touch tits at the one i just got back from for $20, OK i think i finally got this out of my system... I decided to just go all out to the point where im just sick of it all and spent roughly $500, 15 to get in leaves me with roughly 42 lap dances straight, with the only break being the change of strippers which took about 30 seconds inbetween songs. From 8-10 the dances were buy one get one free, 10 songs in a row i got a dance from this one chick, lol she was actually getting annoyed of making $20 every 7-8 minutes and after the 10th one refused to give me another so i moved on. The whole room has a bunch of black lights in it and i wore a black shirt lol. From the start of the night you could hardly notice anything on it, but after 5 hours... It looked like i was wearing a white shirt due to all the skin cells that had been rubbed in lol. **** i hate getting dances from petite girls, when they grind their bony *** hurts so much. At one point i thought i had busted a vein in my right thigh from it and thought i was bleeding everywhere, but i guess it never happened. To be honest, why would anyone go to a stripclub and do what i just did? Tip of advice, stop before you get i'd say 15 dances or else by the time your done it'll feel as if someone kicked you in the nuts 5 or so times. Oh and if all else, don't let some random stripper take you to the vip section where they give lap dances with their panties off unless you've priorly gotten a lap dance from her and know that she doesn't smell like rotten tuna mixed with puke. This tactic has served me well, somewhat similar to one people do that smoke so much you can hardly breath which makes it easier to quit.

the one i went to on Saturday had 5 blacklights around the club upstairs then in teh private dance rooms had 3 blacklights and my shirt was white and the chicks panties neon green and atleast that place had a ventilation system or next time i'd bring a gas mask, ****in smoke

 

[Hydrastas 10+ year member]

next time tell the girl to take off her panties oh wait that would get ya kicked out

lol i did for a couple songs... vip dances are fully ****.

 

[mannyb18b]

I'm ****in a 19yr old stripper right now fyi.

she's bomb

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

W.T.F.

You could spend half that on boose and if you had female friends your night would be a strip club with benefits. I really dont get the point of a strip club. It's like "I'm a skanky prostite...almost"

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I remember when I was drunk one night and got a lap dance and was out of money and asked the stripper if she would do 1/4 or a dance for $5 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif I was told there are no 'discounts' //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Shit though man you really do have a problem, I think the most I ever spent at a strip club was about $60 not including drinks.