Stomach gurgling in class....

[analogkid]

you should have farted. everyone was anticipating it i bet. you let them all down now. are you happy?

 

[Black_Jesus 10+ year member]

*rumble*

*in a low but still obvious voice* god **** im hungry, what time is it, *looks at phone* shit

 

[sumone 10+ year member]

gurgling stomach ain't even all that embarassing. now, when you're taking a test & you gotta take a mean shit, but have to hold it in til the test is through, and you can feel it comin out, but you're holding it like a mofo, and then all of a sudden, you let out a loud azz fart, that's embarassing....not speaking from first-hand experience //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

I give a 1 second warning

" im gonna fart"

*farts*

 

[Black_Jesus 10+ year member]

ahahahah FUCK i never usually laugh out loud reading forums but that one got me good

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

gurgling stomach ain't even all that embarassing. now, when you're taking a test & you gotta take a mean shit, but have to hold it in til the test is through, and you can feel it comin out, but you're holding it like a mofo, and then all of a sudden, you let out a loud azz fart, that's embarassing....not speaking from first-hand experience //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

i know you let it loose in your pants. theres no way you can fart when you're gopher-holing.... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[sumone 10+ year member]

nah, you gotta keep rockin back and forth, so that the air comes out first....

 

[bbb543 10+ year member]

sidenote: people who do elevator fart traps are bastards. they get on the elevator, right when they get to their floor they fart in the elevator and leave. when the elevator comes down to me, it smells like shit when i get in. i will get you!! le argggggggggg

just laughed for several minutes strait..thank you

 

[bigluis 10+ year member]

when you fart and dont want it to smell pretend you blow your nois with your mouth or pretend you are blowing a flie away it always works for me

 

[Echo42987 10+ year member]

when you fart and dont want it to smell pretend you blow your nois with your mouth or pretend you are blowing a flie away it always works for me

Ha never thought of that...lol:laugh:

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

Meh, i just "push" it away with my hands

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

just laughed for several minutes strait..thank you

x2, its somewhat of an inside joke as well

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

when you fart and dont want it to smell pretend you blow your nois with your mouth or pretend you are blowing a flie away it always works for me

why would u not want them to smell it?

dutch oven, b1tchesssss

 

[04redmach1]

I was sleepy but after falling outta the chair laughing at this LOL. I love doing the elevator farts. coffee and eggs and let one go. My brother can make himself fart so hes fun to take to the mall.

 

[AznRevlAzn 10+ year member]

never actually happened to me, because i always ate a power bar before my first class of the day. mmmmm power bar...