Stomach gurgling in class....

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Anybody ever get that when its 2:00 and u haven't eaten lunch yet? Well I was sitting next to this really attractive female friend of mine in class today and my stomach started gurgling, rumbling and just making a sh1tload of noise. I didn't pass any gas or anything, just really embarassed //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

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[ExS 10+ year member]

Ouch! She'll probably won't sit next to you anymore.

 

[dustinr 10+ year member]

Shoulda ate her out..that'll shut your stomach up!

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

Happened to me all the time at school

I was at 6 f@gs and let a super super nasty egg fart go.

The people behind me were sniffing around. But i didnt care, i will never see them again in my life

 

[AndyB 10+ year member]

Yea i know what your talking about... everyones like wtf was that?!!?

 

[sumone 10+ year member]

when stuff like that happens you gotta play it off...like sometimes I'll say, "dam, them beans must've ran a number on me!!!"

 

[SSS 18734 5,000+ posts]

"dam, them beans must've ran a number on me!!!"

that gets the girl every time

 

[mikescanlon 10+ year member]

Happened to me all the time at school

I was at 6 f@gs and let a super super nasty egg fart go.

The people behind me were sniffing around. But i didnt care, i will never see them again in my life

pwn'd them *****es, shoulda asked em if they liked that shit, biotch.

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

I played it off....i dunno why

 

[jujumantb 10+ year member]

thats actually a fetish of mine, I would have had a boner sitting next to you.

 

[DIPayton 10+ year member]

thats actually a fetish of mine, I would have had a boner sitting next to you.

what?

but yeah, my stomach used to make noises in high school... I used to act surprised when it happened and shit and then people just thought it was a one time thing.

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

My stomach used to gurgle in class during entire tests, so it was dead silent and people would turn around and look at me.

sidenote: people who do elevator fart traps are bastards. they get on the elevator, right when they get to their floor they fart in the elevator and leave. when the elevator comes down to me, it smells like shit when i get in. i will get you!! le argggggggggg

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

thats actually a fetish of mine, I would have had a boner sitting next to you.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hide.gif.2d479cfd917eedfe201353b91522ceab.gif ... and thats where i'll be if I ever see you.

 

[mikescanlon 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hide.gif.2d479cfd917eedfe201353b91522ceab.gif ... and thats where i'll be if I ever see you.

what if he sits on the seat?

you're pwn'd

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

*it's raining men*