Special Announcement from The Pentagon....

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
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These Perry County boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are all gay.

6. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

$5 says that shit would work too.

Give them a pick up with lots of off road goodies, a few kegs, lots of amo and some guns and drop them off on friday...by sunday alkata will be no more. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 
$5 says that shit would work too.
Give them a pick up with lots of off road goodies, a few kegs, lots of amo and some guns and drop them off on friday...by sunday alkata will be no more. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
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$5 says that shit would work too.
Give them a pick up with lots of off road goodies, a few kegs, lots of amo and some guns and drop them off on friday...by sunday alkata will be no more. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
don't forget to send em out with a bible too.... if they are coming home on sunday... gawd knows they won't miss church! LAWL!

 
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