Special Announcement from The Pentagon....

[reneeb7363 10+ year member]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.

These Perry County boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are all gay.

6. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

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[bballrrt06 10+ year member]

hell yes, git-r-done

 

[dvrmstrng 5,000+ posts]

haha good sHI$

 

[Apollyon 10+ year member]

That's a real good one //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[brents 10+ year member]

ROFLMAO

I dunno, deer season just opened, I hope that doesn't hinder the operation.

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

hahahha, thats f-ing hilarious! id love to see what that bad boy could do

 

[reneeb7363 10+ year member]

hey...there ARE some hunters that don't like VENISON...

mmmmm mmmmmm ...................... chicken! LAWL!

 

[937DYTBOI 5,000+ posts]

classic

 

[SUB_URBAN 10+ year member]

hey...there ARE some hunters that don't like veal....

mmmmm mmmmmm ...................... chicken! LAWL!

Veal is baby cows, venison is deer meat.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

Good Shiitt

 

[reneeb7363 10+ year member]

Veal is baby cows, venison is deer meat.

LOL.... I am stupid.. thank you for the correction...can ya tell..//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif ... I'm not a hunter.

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

haha...nice!

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

lawl thats funny

and a big gun.

 

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

Sorry to break the news, but that was going around as soon as we started this whole thing with Iraq. So in other words....

old. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

Veal is baby cows, venison is deer meat.

i thought veal was baby lamb?