somethin wrong with the dog?!!?

[k_schutte 10+ year member]

that really sucksss. carrying that big *** dog felt like being on a battle field carrying some kinda wounded person..

Really...? I would like for you to come down to the VFW with me and say some stupid shit like that...

Hope your dog is OK though

 

[95BlackGA 5,000+ posts]

My old cat was the same way. (Hence the word OLD.) //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[DUMPED 10+ year member]

Were you dodging hot wads from your dad?

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[canyouhearmatt 10+ year member]

Were you dodging hot wads from your dad? I mean I don't really get the correlation. Carrying your dog is sad, but carrying a fallen comrade while in the line of fire is something you and I cannot imagine.

im just sayin the dog was a heavy lifeless motha...

line of fire= mom *****in and cryin?

heavy *** dog= fallin comrade?

idk i **** *** at similies or contractions whatever its called.

 

[wu501 10+ year member]

R.I.P. Gus

 

[canyouhearmatt 10+ year member]

Really...? I would like for you to come down to the VFW with me and say some stupid shit like that...

Hope your dog is OK though

thanks for the condolences

 

[blazeplacid 10+ year member]

im just sayin the dog was a heavy lifeless motha...
line of fire= mom *****in and cryin?

heavy *** dog= fallin comrade?

idk i **** *** at similies or contractions whatever its called.

what!?? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

make a resolution to learn English

 

[canyouhearmatt 10+ year member]

what!?? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif
make a resolution to learn English

English...i knows it...

names for stupid *** things like irony, foreshadowing, alliteration..

i no care for. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

this joke i tell.

 

[groundpound4200 5,000+ posts]

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[Stalin-ohaulic]

what!?? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif
make a resolution to learn English

Yeah maybe there was nothing wrong with the dog, it just learned to talk like the rest of the family and slobbered all over itself stuttering and trying to spit out the sentence, became exhausted and laid down. Then your mom started crying and slobbering all over herself, your dad was exhausted from the sentence he slobbered out asking your mother what was wrong so he couldn't lift the dog and you were the only one left who hadn't been speaking so you were elected to carry the lifeless, stuttering, stammering pooch back into the double wide to lay him next to the big block engine in the family room.

 

[abrhino 10+ year member]

sounds like a seizure to me.. our boxer had one once and foamed at the mouth and couldnt walk for days.. dog will be ok

 

[DUMPED 10+ year member]

Yeah maybe there was nothing wrong with the dog, it just learned to talk like the rest of the family and slobbered all over itself stuttering and trying to spit out the sentence, became exhausted and laid down. Then your mom started crying and slobbering all over herself, your dad was exhausted from the sentence he slobbered out asking your mother what was wrong so he couldn't lift the dog and you were the only one left who hadn't been speaking so you were elected to carry the lifeless, stuttering, stammering pooch back into the double wide to lay him next to the big block engine in the family room.

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[abrhino 10+ year member]

im just sayin the dog was a heavy lifeless motha...
line of fire= mom *****in and cryin?

heavy *** dog= fallin comrade?

idk i **** *** at similies or contractions whatever its called.

metaphor is wha u were looking for.. can't is a contraction

Yeah maybe there was nothing wrong with the dog, it just learned to talk like the rest of the family and slobbered all over itself stuttering and trying to spit out the sentence, became exhausted and laid down. Then your mom started crying and slobbering all over herself, your dad was exhausted from the sentence he slobbered out asking your mother what was wrong so he couldn't lift the dog and you were the only one left who hadn't been speaking so you were elected to carry the lifeless, stuttering, stammering pooch back into the double wide to lay him next to the big block engine in the family room.

fuckin gold right here

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Yeah because this is a forum full of fucking vets...

You are so negative.

 

[grimreper912003 5,000+ posts]

1.) People on here are assholes, you had to know what was coming.

2.) Maybe go to the vet with your dog?

And Last.....

Were you dodging hot wads from your dad? I mean I don't really get the correlation. Carrying your dog is sad, but carrying a fallen comrade while in the line of fire is something you and I cannot imagine.

Truf ^^^