So,your banging your girl and her Dad knocks on the door - what do you do ?

i got cought drunk as hell with my girl doggy style with a friend passed out on my porch. the dogs were barking at him, woke parents up to find me and her. i lost my bedroom door for like 6 months. they were pissed, but the next day my dad said way to go son.
o that is good! my ex's mom walked down once or twice, but i was sly and just pulled the pants up right quick, her sister used to walkin and i would just keep going

 
My father caught us once... he tossed a bullet at my boyfriend and told him, "If I catch you in that compromising position again, the bullet will come much faster next time." Talk about ruining the fun! LOL! He (bf) would turn white everytime I asked him if he wanted to go do it in my bedroom! LAWL!
r u still with this bf? if not, im willing to take the risk of boning u in your bedroom.

 
wtf is there to do? the door's locked right? its not like youre gonnna answer me if youre sleeping //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 
r u still with this bf? if not, im willing to take the risk of boning u in your bedroom.
nope..... but now I am the one holding the gun! LAWL! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

 
well,it seems like only yesterday I was bangin Leslie......little nimph that she was.

Her pops banged on the door,and I tossed my nekked *** under her bed praying at full attention that the old guy wouldent come in as I stared out her open window at the empire state building in NYC sorta ironic in a way actually,somehow she bullshitted him to go away and I grabbed my clothes and snuck out when he wasent looking...

She too also ran out of her house,and we went to my place for some unfinished business.....

 
nope..... but now I am the one holding the gun! LAWL! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif
would u shoot me if i gracefully inserted my penis into your vaginal womanhood entrance which would result in a euphoric juicy orgasm ? i think not...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/redface.gif.62fdbfe1a101588a808c4cff71bcb942.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 
Girl was babysitting some dumb kids, and I came over some fun

Wasn't so fun when the kids parents came home //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 
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